...and they still smell like stripper from last weekend.
Thank God for Febreeze.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Do your fUCking laundry.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jeans can go a solid 6 months without washing. Exceptions to this rule include instances of bodily fluids and stripper oil. Strippers from Dubai or Singapore or wherever you were warrant 2 washings.
The only time I wear jeans for more than one day is on the weekend if I don't go anywhere.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
trickybeck wrote:
Jeans can go a solid 6 months without washing.
That's fucking disgusting.
Demea wrote:
...and they still smell like stripper from last weekend.
Whatever, Pubbie.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I was at the 'rippers for a buddies stag party awhile back. We got there around 1130 and were still there around 130ish towards the end of the night and one of the bouncers girlfriends was getting up to dance for her first time. She was probably about 18-20. So she gets up and starts dancing and its bush league amateur night painful to watch, then the skirt comes off and she has a huge ******* boil on her ***. Like this thing needs to be lanced, just a red festering angry boil, at which point she turns and I see she has a band-aid on the other cheek of her ***.
All I could think of was, Jesu Cristo if she isn't covering that one then how bad is the one she is covering.
All I could think of was, Jesu Cristo if she isn't covering that one then how bad is the one she is covering.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I went with a friend when I was in the military. He was wearing white jeans. (I could probably spare you the details, but I'm evil...)
So I end up getting him a lap dance from this tasty blonde, big rack, great ***, top notch. Well, she must have been in a hurry when she went to the can last, because by the time she was done he had Shit stains all over his leg.
Good times.
So I end up getting him a lap dance from this tasty blonde, big rack, great ***, top notch. Well, she must have been in a hurry when she went to the can last, because by the time she was done he had Shit stains all over his leg.
Good times.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
He was wearing white jeans.
Did this happen in the 80's?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Kakar wrote:
He was wearing white jeans.
Did this happen in the 80's?
90's actually. He was black though, so that was cool. Or something.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Great wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Kakar wrote:
He was wearing white jeans.
Did this happen in the 80's?
90's actually. He was black though, so that was cool. Or something.
Pretty gross that she got interracial with his pants.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
trickybeck wrote:
Jeans can go a solid 6 months without washing. Exceptions to this rule include instances of bodily fluids and stripper oil. Strippers from Dubai or Singapore or wherever you were warrant 2 washings.
Phoenix, actually.
It's been a while. Too long, I think: Wheeeeeeeee!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
#13REDACTED,
Posted: Apr 03 2010 at 7:54 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You sure it's not cat pee? Best check to see if you forgot to clean the litter box.
You know what?
I don't even want to know why you think strippers smell like cat ****.
I don't even want to know why you think strippers smell like cat ****.
MDenham wrote:
You know what?
I don't even want to know why you think strippers smell like cat ****.
I don't even want to know why you think strippers smell like cat ****.
you know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
imo
Edited, Apr 3rd 2010 10:16am by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I call foul. Most clothes worn to the nudie bar have to be washed not because of the smell, but the pernicious coating of glitter. Enjoy your clean-smelling sparklepants. You're not fooling anyone.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I call foul. Most clothes worn to the nudie bar have to be washed not because of the smell, but the pernicious coating of glitter. Enjoy your clean-smelling sparklepants. You're not fooling anyone.
It's close enough to Easter, he can just say it was egg decorating mess.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Kakar wrote:
I went with a friend when I was in the military. He was wearing white jeans. (I could probably spare you the details, but I'm evil...)
So I end up getting him a lap dance from this tasty blonde, big rack, great ***, top notch. Well, she must have been in a hurry when she went to the can last, because by the time she was done he had Shit stains all over his leg.
Good times.
So I end up getting him a lap dance from this tasty blonde, big rack, great ***, top notch. Well, she must have been in a hurry when she went to the can last, because by the time she was done he had Shit stains all over his leg.
Good times.
Did they smell like **** stains? They might have been from a tanning lotion that hadn't dried yet, from a coloured oil to even out and darken her skin tone, or something like that.
Or, you know, from the brown crusty end of her period flow.
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Or, you know, from the brown crusty end of her period flow.
Good God, I did not need to know that exists.
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