Shaowstrike wrote:
I'm pretty sure that if the Pope can forgive the priests for banging little boys he can forgive you for that, unless he decides that your transgression is much more serious.
It's all sausage between tiny buns anyway.
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It's all sausage between tiny buns anyway.
Hid eggs for Hannah who then proceeded to awake at 3 am, descend two flights of stairs, memorize where they were then wait until we woke up to methodically "find" them and feign surprise. That was pretty much it. Oh wait, I also asked Nexa to marry me. Other than that, though, pretty normal weekend.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Congratulations.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Stayed home from work Friday, have a cold/sore throat. Slept in a lot. Played some eq and finished watching Slumdog Millionaire. Great Film!
Saturday more sleeping in. Made breakfast for elne and myself. More eq. Some reading, fixed dinner, called mom, went grocery shopping.
Today I work. Historic ships are only closed on Christmas and Thanksgiving day.
Saturday more sleeping in. Made breakfast for elne and myself. More eq. Some reading, fixed dinner, called mom, went grocery shopping.
Today I work. Historic ships are only closed on Christmas and Thanksgiving day.
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wait, I also asked Nexa to marry me.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
When you guys get married, you should let some of us come and when you say your vows, you'd have to say "I, take thee Nexa..." etc.
Oh, and dress up like a dorf.
Oh, and dress up like a dorf.
Wait...just now? I figured that happened awhile ago.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Guess we need to wait until she posts to find out her answer...
Women say to no to things you ask them? My anecdotal experience is that this never happens.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Wait...just now? I figured that happened awhile ago.
The consensus seems to be that it should have.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Gratz, Smexa!
That sounds like a bodily excretion.
That sounds like a bodily excretion.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Smasharoo wrote:
Guess we need to wait until she posts to find out her answer...
Women say to no to things you ask them? My anecdotal experience is that this never happens.
Man - "Are you cheating on me??"
Woman - "Yes dear"
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wait, I also asked Nexa to marry me.
Congratulations!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So, when is the next addition to the Future Asylum Posters Club?
Edited, Apr 4th 2010 1:04pm by Debalic
Edited, Apr 4th 2010 1:04pm by Debalic
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Spent Saturday shopping for the monthly food supply. Went out for lunch. Today? Hum. Some FFXI, cleaning up, laundry, and going over to eat at the neighbors porch party. We were invited. (Roomate built it for them also)
Congo rats Nexa and Smash!
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Smasharoo wrote:
Hid eggs for Hannah who then proceeded to awake at 3 am, descend two flights of stairs, memorize where they were then wait until we woke up to methodically "find" them and feign surprise. That was pretty much it. Oh wait, I also asked Nexa to marry me. Other than that, though, pretty normal weekend.
Sincerest congrats, you two. :D
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mostly I did laundry. Oh, and we had some ham.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Wait...just now? I figured that happened awhile ago.
The consensus seems to be that it should have.
I'm gonna need pictures of the ring. I'm so happy for you two. What did Hannah say?
I spent the weekend trying not to throw up (haven't yet) and trying not to fall asleep (less successful there). Hopefully in another week or so my inner terrorist will let me enjoy a meal without sniffing it like a dog first and napping for two hours afterward.
Flea, sleep when you can. Seriously. There's nothing worse than that pregnant-and-feel-drugged feeling. And I never found anything that would really perk me up. Except a nap.
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
Flea, sleep when you can. Seriously. There's nothing worse than that pregnant-and-feel-drugged feeling. And I never found anything that would really perk me up. Except a nap.
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
There's nothing worse than that pregnant-and-feel-drugged feeling.
How about that I'm-dying-for-a-nap-but-I-have-to-build-a-Lego-fortress-feeling?
Sleep, grasshoppa, sleep.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The other day Joph Jr. asked me for permission to go play at the neighbor's house when I was passed out. Imagine my panic when I woke up. I had zero memory of that conversation.
Tell him he needs to leave you a note. 
Y'know, it's too bad no one has come up with a sleep battery so you can store up all this extra sleep.
Y'know, it's too bad no one has come up with a sleep battery so you can store up all this extra sleep.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Smasharoo wrote:
I also asked Nexa to marry me.
Congrats Nexa and Smash. :)
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I lost my post
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