Congress-persons say the cutest things :: Free Realms

#5 Apr 01 2010 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

Fortunately there was an admiral there to assuage his fears.

Adm. Robert Willard, former CINCPACFLT wrote:

We don't anticipate that.

Sounds like the Navy has a plan to enact a government mandated population distribution program on Guam to keep the island safely balanced. Thanks be to God.

This scheme should create thousands of jobs for destitute gyroscopes.

#6 Apr 01 2010 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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Gyro Girl will be both excited and then disappointed.

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#7 Apr 01 2010 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

Gyro Girl will be both excited and then disappointed.

Fortunately she should be able to maintain balance in either case.

#8 Apr 01 2010 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good

idiggory

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Gyro Girl will be both excited and then disappointed.

I failed a quiz this morning (GODDAMN THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE), and this totally cheered me up. Thanks. :D

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#9 Apr 01 2010 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good

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He sounds as though he's on some sort of tranquilisers. Or has had a stroke. And he's obviously a moran.

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#10 Apr 01 2010 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good

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I apologize profusely for the stupidity of people from my state.

We're not all like that.

Just a sad, sad majority. Even people on my side of the fence down here are effing morons, as demonstrated by Mr. Johnson on the OP.

I still don't think he's managed to out-stupid Paul Broun, however. Dr. Broun has a primary challenger who is basing a lot of his campaign on "My opponent is a demonstrated moron" and he seems to have a pretty good chance at unseating him.

#11 Apr 01 2010 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent

Debalic

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Forget about capsizing, too many people and it might sink straight down altogether!

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