It's April Fools Day. Any tricks and pranks being planned and acted out? Stories here folks.
I'm lazy this year so I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets, loosening lids on milk jugs. Childish stuff thats sure to get a rise out of at least the kids and an eye roll from the husband. Im debating on whether or not to do something with the coffee pot as the Mr makes his own pot before I wake up.... but I might be hooting myself in the foot with that as he would have time for retribution.
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I am taking my car in to get new tires tomorrow, and hopefully have the speedometer fixed. So far my plan is to tell my mother that the mechanics gave me the wrong quote and that the price for all the repairs was far larger than we anticipated.
I may start off with "I got a ticket" too, since that generally happens every few months anyway.
I may start off with "I got a ticket" too, since that generally happens every few months anyway.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
It's Holy Thursday and we're supposed to go to Mass. So I'm thinking that I'll tell the kids that instead of church, we're heading to something like Boomers. And then pull into church and make them do confession instead.
We never do anything dastardly to the site around here, honest!
I hope this one is an april fools joke, but i'm terrified that it isnt.
http://techcrunch.com/2010/03/31/exclusive-google-to-go-nuclear/
I hope this one is an april fools joke, but i'm terrified that it isnt.
http://techcrunch.com/2010/03/31/exclusive-google-to-go-nuclear/
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I'm too goddamned tired to think of anything.
Maybe I'll call in sick to work.
No, I need to save vacation days.
/hate
Maybe I'll call in sick to work.
No, I need to save vacation days.
/hate
I'm feeling uninspired today. I'll see what Mia can come up with. C'monnnnn mind-of-a-five-year-old!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Lady DSD wrote:
It's April Fools Day. Any tricks and pranks being planned and acted out? Stories here folks.
I'm lazy this year so I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets, loosening lids on milk jugs. Childish stuff thats sure to get a rise out of at least the kids and an eye roll from the husband. Im debating on whether or not to do something with the coffee pot as the Mr makes his own pot before I wake up.... but I might be hooting myself in the foot with that as he would have time for retribution.
I'm lazy this year so I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets, loosening lids on milk jugs. Childish stuff thats sure to get a rise out of at least the kids and an eye roll from the husband. Im debating on whether or not to do something with the coffee pot as the Mr makes his own pot before I wake up.... but I might be hooting myself in the foot with that as he would have time for retribution.
I don't care what day it is; you DO NOT fuck with someone's coffee. You of all people should understand that!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
It's April Fools Day. Any tricks and pranks being planned and acted out? Stories here folks.
I'm lazy this year so I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets, loosening lids on milk jugs. Childish stuff thats sure to get a rise out of at least the kids and an eye roll from the husband. Im debating on whether or not to do something with the coffee pot as the Mr makes his own pot before I wake up.... but I might be hooting myself in the foot with that as he would have time for retribution.
I'm lazy this year so I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets, loosening lids on milk jugs. Childish stuff thats sure to get a rise out of at least the kids and an eye roll from the husband. Im debating on whether or not to do something with the coffee pot as the Mr makes his own pot before I wake up.... but I might be hooting myself in the foot with that as he would have time for retribution.
I don't care what day it is; you DO NOT fuck with someone's coffee. You of all people should understand that!
That's why I didnt. I knew payback would suuuuck if I even went from contemplation to action. And, I didnt want to end up sleeping on the couch tonight
Cellophane was awesome. Ashe woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and yelled out angrily "I HAVE TO GO POTTY! WHAT IS ON THE POTTY??? I NEED TO GO POTTY NOW!!!!
This was Xaviers prank for when I opened up the fridge to prepare my morning coffee
He was very pleased with himself. (Thats the Harry Potter book of Monsters book in case you're wondering)
Thank you Think Geek for bringing a Wii ***** game to the masses...
Oh no, the LHC found a...paleoparticle!
Looks like physics has to start from scratch, again. /sigh
Quote:
Physicists working on the LHC results have announced their first discovery: a hideous particle from the prehistory of the Universe
The news is historic, or rather "prehistoric" to be more precise! It has taken two physicists studying the collisions at 7 TeV in the centre of mass on 30 March only two days to make an astonishing discovery. From their precise analysis of four events, Alain Grand and Ricarda Owen have found evidence of a new, massive neutral particle thought to have existed in the very early Universe. "It's awful", explains Alain Grand, still shocked by the discovery. "It left horrible tracks inside the detector that made the physicists on duty at the time feel quite sick". No wonder. The particle consists of two strange quarks and one top quark but no beauty or charm quark. The physicists have nicknamed it the "neutrinosaurus" because of its repulsive appearance and prehistoric origins.
The news is historic, or rather "prehistoric" to be more precise! It has taken two physicists studying the collisions at 7 TeV in the centre of mass on 30 March only two days to make an astonishing discovery. From their precise analysis of four events, Alain Grand and Ricarda Owen have found evidence of a new, massive neutral particle thought to have existed in the very early Universe. "It's awful", explains Alain Grand, still shocked by the discovery. "It left horrible tracks inside the detector that made the physicists on duty at the time feel quite sick". No wonder. The particle consists of two strange quarks and one top quark but no beauty or charm quark. The physicists have nicknamed it the "neutrinosaurus" because of its repulsive appearance and prehistoric origins.
Looks like physics has to start from scratch, again. /sigh
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Quote:
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Lady DSD wrote:
I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets
I don't get the point of doing this in your own house. A couple minutes of laughter doesn't seem a great bargain for mopping **** off the floor and walls.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets
I don't get the point of doing this in your own house. A couple minutes of laughter doesn't seem a great bargain for mopping **** off the floor and walls.
Unless her hellspawn already **** on the floor and walls.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets
I don't get the point of doing this in your own house. A couple minutes of laughter doesn't seem a great bargain for mopping **** off the floor and walls.
Unless her hellspawn already **** on the floor and walls.
But she has boys. It's only really funny to do it to a chick.
Jophiel wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets
I don't get the point of doing this in your own house. A couple minutes of laughter doesn't seem a great bargain for mopping **** off the floor and walls.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
My April fools ding phailed.
Jophiel wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I think I'll stick to cellohpaning the toilets
I don't get the point of doing this in your own house. A couple minutes of laughter doesn't seem a great bargain for mopping **** off the floor and walls.
I have to clean the bathrooms on a regular basis. At least this way I get to laugh too
I was working the lighthouse. I kept asking people if they knew a spider was on their shoulder.
I also took a nap in the bedroom of the lighthouse. I am suffering from a cold and needed to just close my eyes. However I did startle quite a few folks who were wondering if I was real.
Oh and in the morning I sprinkled water on Elne as she was basking in afterglow and starting to doze off.
I also took a nap in the bedroom of the lighthouse. I am suffering from a cold and needed to just close my eyes. However I did startle quite a few folks who were wondering if I was real.
Oh and in the morning I sprinkled water on Elne as she was basking in afterglow and starting to doze off.
Jonwin wrote:
sprinkled water
I said water, no uric acid was involved.
Jonwin wrote:
I said water, no uric acid was involved.
I can move large rocks with it.
Jonwin wrote:
I can move large rocks with it.
With your urine? Might want to get that checked out.
Jonwin wrote:
I can move large rocks with it.
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