"Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with a Jew building a house in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran."
Columnist Burt Prelutsky.
Closely related (and paraphrased as I can't remember the source):
"Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with finding life on Mars rather than in the womb."
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Feel free to add your own.
Edited, Mar 31st 2010 12:29pm by NephthysWanderer