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In which your favoUrite ageing snaggle-toothed lanky British soothsayer foresees the ultimate demise of Arsylumites.

Disclaimer: Please note that these predictions only cover the means, not the timing, which may be long days hence or imminent. The value of investments may go down as well as up, and your home may be at risk if you fill it with gasoline and try freebasing. Consult your pharmacist if you think your cocaine dealer is ripping you off.

Jophiel: Choking on the sacred host after transubstantiation causes indigestion which escapes up the wrong tube.

gbaji: Hitting a semicolon during a freak speed-reading accident.

Barkingturtle: In an unlikely twist to an auto-erotic self asphyxiation game with Guenny, run over by a taxiing Boeing driven by Melinda

Samira: Mossad. (allegedly)

Nadenue: Spontaneous combustion. RumoUrs of vodka's involvement

Kaolian: Decapitated by an RC Helicopter piloted by a blindfolded ToUtem

Darqflame: Suffocation during an ill-advised cheer-leading handstand.

Atomic Flea: First ever victim of an adverse Louis Vuitton and Jimmy Choo interaction

DSD: Stabbed to death with a Pregnancy Testing kit.

ToUtem: Drive-by Amish attack

Nexa: Immortal

MoebiusLord: Beaten to death with a Menorah at a Jewish NRA meeting

Varus: Bukkake drowning

Edited, Mar 30th 2010 4:05pm by Nobby

Samira: Mossad. (allegedly)

Those bastards!

I think it more likely he will be eaten by a grue, in Peru.

DSD: Stabbed to death with a Pregnancy Testing kit.


You've got this backwards. It should be sentenced to death for stabbing late husband with a pregnancy test. Because that might happen if I ever find out Im pregnant again


Just sayin

BITE YOUR TONGUE WOMAN!!!!!!!!

/welds pregnancy test kit menacingly

Anyone impregnating DSD will be solder but wiser.

Our fates are ironclad.