Can we talk?
You have a dog, right, and you love taking him to the beach where he can chase endangered species in the surf, haha, good times.
If you think he's in trouble, don't jump in to try to save him. Especially if you live on the Pacific coast and you're not conveniently wearing a wet suit.
I must see some variation of this story... estimating... 3-5 times a year. Doggy flounders in rough surf, owner plunges in to save doggy, owner dies, doggy makes it back to the shore on his own.
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
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Samira wrote:
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
What? Owners who are dumber than their dogs?
Yeah, real conspiracy.
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Samira wrote:
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
What? Owners who are dumber than their dogs?
Yeah, real conspiracy.
Dogs who jump in and wait for their owners to drown before serenely swimming back out.
I fully expect Totem's poodle to do this very thing.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
That's the sort of conspiracy I could endorse.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Personally speaking, if my dog can't bring me back that endangered specie so I can bring it home and stuff it, it's welcome to drown.
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Lakota, the Dog wrote:
Can we talk?
You are a dog, right, and you love taking your owner hiking where she can get some exercise, fresh air, haha, good times.
If she falls off a cliff, into a river, jump in to try to save her. Especially if she might have hit her head. Yes, it is a lot of work, but owners are cuddly and lovable. And they might feed you steak every now and then as a reward.
I must see some variation of this story... estimating... 3-5 times a year. Owner flounders in rough surf, dog plunges in to save owner, owner's life is saved.
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
You are a dog, right, and you love taking your owner hiking where she can get some exercise, fresh air, haha, good times.
If she falls off a cliff, into a river, jump in to try to save her. Especially if she might have hit her head. Yes, it is a lot of work, but owners are cuddly and lovable. And they might feed you steak every now and then as a reward.
I must see some variation of this story... estimating... 3-5 times a year. Owner flounders in rough surf, dog plunges in to save owner, owner's life is saved.
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
Samira wrote:
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
Alma wrote:
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Samira wrote:
I'd almost suspect a conspiracy.
No... the dogs are on our side.
They might be getting duped by the Animal Conspiracy, though....
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