Barkingturtle wrote:
You know, Babe, unless you're a a couple months preggers right now I think they've made our someday baby a little less special.
Or they'd mate and produce Leviathan.
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The thought of you replicating is scary. Someday our babies would have to fight for the salvation/damnation of mankind, and I don't have to tell you which side your baby would be on.
Or they'd mate and produce Leviathan.
Guenny wrote:
Meeting on Alla is the epitome of cool.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Meeting on Alla is the epitome of cool.
Well, when it works out.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
You know, Babe, unless you're a a couple months preggers right now I think they've made our someday baby a little less special.
Or they'd mate and produce Leviathan.
I'm hoping for conjoined twins and I think they'd obviously have crazy ****** strength so your baby should probably start waving its diaper in the air now.
Lord Nobby wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Meeting on Alla is the epitome of cool.
They make a pill for that now, gramps.
Congratulations Flea and Joph!!
Chances that the actual date of conception matches the date of the Earthquake in Haiti?
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Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm hoping for conjoined twins
bodhisattva wrote:
Chances that the actual date of conception matches the date of the Earthquake in Haiti?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Chances that the actual date of conception matches the date of the Earthquake in Haiti?
Did it involve a turkey baster, an eloquently worded letter to Enrique Iglecias and a self-addressed stamped Ziploc bag?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Did it involve a turkey baster, an eloquently worded letter to Enrique Iglecias and a self-addressed stamped Ziploc bag?
My husband has the biggest man-crush on Enrique. I'm not sure about the baster, though.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Chances that the actual date of conception matches the date of the Earthquake in Haiti?
Well lucky for us we can figure out the basics of how it happened (AF wasn't the Man that night) and if our imagination fails us for the rest we can have BT make up a story more interesting than the real thing. Though if it did time up it would have covered two angles, the coming together of two Titans, and the inability of the physical world to cope with the sheer terrifying awesomeness of the conception.
Congrats, and best wishes for a smooth pregnancy!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Felicidades! 
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
Sir Exodus wrote:
Felicidades!
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
Poor kid is going to be craving chuño flour and pierogis all the time.
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Super huge gratz to you both!
Out of curiosity, do you plan to raise him/her/it to be bilingual?
Out of curiosity, do you plan to raise him/her/it to be bilingual?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Very good feelings for you both. I will wait on congrats until your child becomes the first hispanic/polish mayor of chicago.
Deballic, dont have your wife wait until thom is 18. then it is assault. Do it when he is 14 or so and its only child abuse if the autorities investigate.
Deballic, dont have your wife wait until thom is 18. then it is assault. Do it when he is 14 or so and its only child abuse if the autorities investigate.
Debalic wrote:
Did it involve a turkey baster, an eloquently worded letter to Enrique Iglecias and a self-addressed stamped Ziploc bag?
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
Felicidades!
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
I wasn't sure if the world was ready for Polish-Peruvian hybrids, but I guess we are soon to find out!
Poor kid is going to be craving
At least they'll be hard-working and most importantly, lapsed Catholic.
Demea wrote:
Super huge gratz to you both!
Out of curiosity, do you plan to raise him/her/it to be bilingual?
Out of curiosity, do you plan to raise him/her/it to be bilingual?
Maybe not that hard. A couple I know are American and French, and their kid speaks both even though he only hears it from his dad. English is definitely his primary language, though.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jonwin wrote:
Deballic, dont have your wife wait until thom is 18. then it is assault. Do it when he is 14 or so and its only child abuse if the autorities investigate.
Jonwin wrote:
I will wait on congrats until your child becomes the first hispanic/polish mayor of chicago.
Only mayor of Chicago? At least a seat in the state legislature :)
Congrats you two! Damn bizarre thought if our progeny get old enough to post here. (Insert Nobby is old joke here).
Edited, Mar 29th 2010 4:28pm by yossarian
Edited, Mar 30th 2010 3:19pm by yossarian
yossarian wrote:
Only mayor of Chicago? At least the senate :)
I don't think the Senate has a mayor.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
yossarian wrote:
Jonwin wrote:
I will wait on congrats until your child becomes the first hispanic/polish mayor of chicago.
Only mayor of Chicago? At least the senate :)
Congrats you two! Damn bizarre thought if our progeny get old enough to post here. (Insert Nobby is old joke here).
Congrats. :)
Congratulations! May your nth child be a masculine child!
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Congratulations!
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