In life, Kelvin was a regular family guy. In Possum society he was well respected and considered the possum to watch.
In early life he had dabbled in alchemy, pederasty and origami. As the years took their toll, and his possum family grew around him, the origami lost its appeal, and the pederasty became difficult to keep secret. As his hairs turned grey, the alchemy not only remained with him; it grew. Alchemy became his passion.
His attempts to turn base metal into gold were never fully successful, but on occasion did result in a few grains of pure gold. He began to post on allachemy.com about his alchemic prowess and became acclaimed as the greatest possum alchemist in history.
Then he got run over by a truck and snogged by a drunken Philadelphian.
Bummer, eh?
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
