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#1 Mar 24 2010 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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NEW DELHI – For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island's gone.

New Moore Island in the Sunderbans has been completely submerged, said oceanographer Sugata Hazra, a professor at Jadavpur University in Calcutta. Its disappearance has been confirmed by satellite imagery and sea patrols, he said.

"What these two countries could not achieve from years of talking, has been resolved by global warming," said Hazra.

Scientists at the School of Oceanographic Studies at the university have noted an alarming increase in the rate at which sea levels have risen over the past decade in the Bay of Bengal.

Until 2000, the sea levels rose about 3 millimeters (0.12 inches) a year, but over the last decade they have been rising about 5 millimeters (0.2 inches) annually, he said.

Another nearby island, Lohachara, was submerged in 1996, forcing its inhabitants to move to the mainland, while almost half the land of Ghoramara island was underwater, he said. At least 10 other islands in the area were at risk as well, Hazra said.

"We will have ever larger numbers of people displaced from the Sunderbans as more island areas come under water," he said.

Bangladesh, a low-lying delta nation of 150 million people, is one of the countries worst-affected by global warming. Officials estimate 18 percent of Bangladesh's coastal area will be underwater and 20 million people will be displaced if sea levels rise 1 meter (3.3 feet) by 2050 as projected by some climate models.

India and Bangladesh both claimed the empty New Moore Island, which is about 3.5 kilometers (2 miles) long and 3 kilometers (1.5 miles) wide. Bangladesh referred to the island as South Talpatti.

There were no permanent structures on New Moore, but India sent some paramilitary soldiers to its rocky shores in 1981 to hoist its national flag.

The demarcation of the maritime boundary — and who controls the remaining islands — remains an open issue between the two South Asian neighbors, despite the disappearance of New Moore, said an official in India's foreign ministry, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on international disputes.

Bangladesh officials were not available for comment Wednesday.


TLDR; India and Bangladesh fighting for control of an island for 30years.

Island becomes submerged due to rising sea levels.

Problem solved.
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#2 Mar 24 2010 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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Now they're going to put up "Have You Seen Me?" posters of the island on every telephone pole.
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#4 Mar 24 2010 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
So, if sea levels have been rising at least 2 mm annually, then 35 years ago it was only 5" above sea level? At its highest point? The last time it was a foot above sea level, at its highest point, was 1917?

Remind me to feel sorry for the island that would have been gone regardless in 2016.
#5 Mar 24 2010 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Remind me to feel sorry for the island that would have been gone regardless in 2016.

We could have spent those extra six years stacking rocks on it, smart guy Smiley: mad
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#6 Mar 24 2010 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
Or dead Kennedys.
#7 Mar 24 2010 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, if sea levels have been rising at least 2 mm annually, then 35 years ago it was only 5" above sea level? At its highest point? The last time it was a foot above sea level, at its highest point, was 1917?

Remind me to feel sorry for the island that would have been gone regardless in 2016.


I'm pretty sure the standard interpretation of that 2mm annual rise was already due to global warming - it just sped up since 2000.
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Or dead Kennedys.

I think their CDs would wash away.
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#9 Mar 24 2010 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, if sea levels have been rising at least 2 mm annually, then 35 years ago it was only 5" above sea level? At its highest point? The last time it was a foot above sea level, at its highest point, was 1917?

Remind me to feel sorry for the island that would have been gone regardless in 2016.


I'm pretty sure the standard interpretation of that 2mm annual rise was already due to global warming - it just sped up since 2000.

Perhaps, but the phrasing is inarticulate and ripe for mocking.
#10 Mar 24 2010 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Or dead Kennedys.

I think their CDs would wash away.

Vinyl weighs more.
#11 Mar 24 2010 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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yossarian wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, if sea levels have been rising at least 2 mm annually, then 35 years ago it was only 5" above sea level? At its highest point? The last time it was a foot above sea level, at its highest point, was 1917?

Remind me to feel sorry for the island that would have been gone regardless in 2016.


I'm pretty sure the standard interpretation of that 2mm annual rise was already due to global warming - it just sped up since 2000.


The water level "rise" in that area has been going on for a long long time. While the most recent increase may be accounted for by temperature changes, it's almost certain that the area itself has actually been sinking (for any of a number of geological reasons). There are whole temples in that area which were above water 300 years ago and are now 15 feet below the surface. That's not global warming...


Same deal with tons of ancient ports scattered about the world. It's not always about water melting.
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#12 Mar 24 2010 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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OMFG, GLOBAL WARMING DOESNT EXIST, LIBRALS!

Now that we have that out of the way, still a ridiculous article. The place was sinking anyway. Sucks to hear that Bangladesh is screwed in the next few decades because it's so low-lying, however.
#13 Mar 25 2010 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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Rising seas and sinking land will eventually fix the overpopulation problems on the India coast as well.
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#14 Mar 25 2010 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Rising seas and sinking land will eventually fix the overpopulation problems on the India coast as well.

Who will do tech support?
#15 Mar 25 2010 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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#16 Mar 25 2010 at 8:37 AM Rating: Good
I'm reminded of a scene from Erik the Viking.
#17 Mar 25 2010 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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Our company recently moved our tech support call center from Texas to Mexico, which may even be worse than India for tech support. Smiley: mad
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#18 Mar 25 2010 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
Condolences. Mexico sucks large furry goat nuts for phone centers. Any idea who is doing the actual center staffing for you? Is it internal or outsourced?
#19 Mar 25 2010 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Condolences. Mexico sucks large furry goat nuts for phone centers. Any idea who is doing the actual center staffing for you? Is it internal or outsourced?

We outsource the service. The vendor gets paid based on how many help tickets they open each month, so they'll open up a ticket even if you call in to ask about the weather.

I've just started calling our IT department directly. They're all of 200 feet down the hall from my desk, they speak fluent English (for the most part), and I know most of them on a first name basis through previous projects.

"Hey, Venkat? Yeah, I've got a problem, and I don't want to call Hey-soos."
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#20 Mar 25 2010 at 8:52 AM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Rising seas and sinking land will eventually fix the overpopulation problems on the India coast as well.

Who will do tech support?

ME GODDAM IT!
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#21 Mar 25 2010 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
The vendor gets paid based on how many help tickets they open each month


What about if the original ticket doesn't solve your problem?
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#22 Mar 25 2010 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Our company recently moved our tech support call center from Texas to Mexico, which may even be worse than India for tech support. Smiley: mad

Shorter commute for the workers, though.
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#23 Mar 25 2010 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
The vendor gets paid based on how many help tickets they open each month


What about if the original ticket doesn't solve your problem?


Open another ticket, of course.

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#24 Mar 25 2010 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Demea wrote:
The vendor gets paid based on how many help tickets they open each month


What about if the original ticket doesn't solve your problem?


Open another ticket, of course.


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