Best gem from this morning, in response to the question "Why won't Barack Obama get his picture taken with the Israeli PM?"
Answer: "Because no Muslim leader will allow themselves to be photographed with an Israeli leader!"
You should have to pass a test to use a phone.
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You're going to need a lot of pencils for those tests.
Seattle Post-Intelligencer wrote:
A new national Louis Harris poll finds that a majority of Republicans believe that President Obama is a Muslim, while 45 percent agree with the so-called "Birthers" that the president was "not born in the United States."
The poll of 2,230 Americans, taken during last weekend's health care showdown in the House of Representatives, shows how successful Obama's opponents have been in demonizing the 44th president.
[...]
According to the poll, 57 percent of Republicans, and 32 percent of Americans overall, believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim. The opinion comes despite Obama's description in his bestseller, "The Audacity of Hope", of his adoption of the Christian faith.
The poll found that 45 percent of Republicans, and 25 percent in the overall survey, agree with Birthers that Obama was "not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president."
The poll of 2,230 Americans, taken during last weekend's health care showdown in the House of Representatives, shows how successful Obama's opponents have been in demonizing the 44th president.
[...]
According to the poll, 57 percent of Republicans, and 32 percent of Americans overall, believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim. The opinion comes despite Obama's description in his bestseller, "The Audacity of Hope", of his adoption of the Christian faith.
The poll found that 45 percent of Republicans, and 25 percent in the overall survey, agree with Birthers that Obama was "not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
You're going to need a lot of crayons for those tests.
Fixed, and I want the orange one.
Quote:
You're going to need a lot of pencils for those tests.
It saddens me how retarded the general populous is.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
Deadgye wrote:
Quote:
You're going to need a lot of pencils for those tests.
It saddens me how retarded the general populous is.
eyenohuh
Deadgye wrote:
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My mother in law would be right up there. She sends me the strangest **** over email that she believes is the truth. I've had to add her to my junk email filter.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
You should have to pass a test to use a phone.
***** that. If I knew a hardcore conservative who was too dumb to dial a phone I'd set up their speed dial for them.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
You should have to pass a test to use a phone.
***** that. If I knew a hardcore conservative who was too dumb to dial a phone I'd set up their speed dial for them.
Yeah, but you're a Canadian looking for LOLz, I'm a conservative wishing people like Varus would stop trying to help.
Wint wrote:
My mother in law would be right up there. She sends me the strangest sh*t over email that she believes is the truth. I've had to add her to my junk email filter.
Moebe,
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
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Yeah, but you're a Canadian looking for LOLz, I'm a conservative wishing people like Varus would stop trying to help.
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Moebe,
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
Quote:
Yeah, but you're a Canadian looking for LOLz, I'm a conservative wishing people like Varus would stop trying to help.
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
Initial reaction:
Considered response:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Ah well, at least it's a free phone with a data plan. Edited, Mar 24th 2010 11:10am by Xsarus
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Ah well, at least it's a free phone with a data plan. No web posting from the blackberry?
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Ah well, at least it's a free phone with a data plan. No web posting from the blackberry?
Edited, Mar 24th 2010 11:13am by Xsarus
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Ah well, at least it's a free phone with a data plan. No web posting from the blackberry?
I had a BB through work. When I got laid off (2 years ago) I didn't want to take it with me, and got a decent deal on the iPhone & plan, so I went that route.
Best adjustment to the pooping routine I have ever encountered.
I have to dig into the black berry app sdk. My plan is to implement my boggle program on it with OCR from the camera. should be fun.
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knoxxsouthy wrote:
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
Don't laugh, 3000% is a significant number.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
I have nothing to add; I just wanted to try posting from work. Hurray iPod Touch!
Ah well, at least it's a free phone with a data plan. No web posting from the blackberry?
I had a BB through work. When I got laid off (2 years ago) I didn't want to take it with me, and got a decent deal on the iPhone & plan, so I went that route.
Best adjustment to the pooping routine I have ever encountered.
Posting on my iPhone is a piece of
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
Posting on my iPhone is a piece of 
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Wint wrote:
My mother in law would be right up there. She sends me the strangest sh*t over email that she believes is the truth. I've had to add her to my junk email filter.
She thinks snopes is of the devil. No really.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Moebe,
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
Quote:
Yeah, but you're a Canadian looking for LOLz, I'm a conservative wishing people like Varus would stop trying to help.
I was trying to help? When did that happen?
Oh and Barrack Hussein Obama is a muslim, anti-semitic, and was born in kenya.
Unlike whiny as* liberals i'm not saddened for the moronic populace that put this foreign pinko commy into the most powerful office in the world.
p.s.
Let me know when your health insurance goes down 2500$ annually.
BO is a muslim, anti-semitic pinko commy liberal Kenyan?
Better keep the crayons right out of varus' reach.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Paula,
and he hates white people, especially white cops.
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BO is a muslim, anti-semitic pinko commy liberal Kenyan?
and he hates white people, especially white cops.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Paula,
and he hates white people, especially white cops.
Quote:
BO is a muslim, anti-semitic pinko commy liberal Kenyan?
and he hates white people, especially white cops.
You're really not even trying to take your daily dose any more, are you?
Moebe,
Obamacare hasn't given me my free drugs yet. Blame him.
Quote:
You're really not even trying to take your daily dose any more, are you?
Obamacare hasn't given me my free drugs yet. Blame him.
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