Idea would be about people being offended by swear words in **** videos. Have some made up statistic about how the amount of swear words per minute has increase by X% over the past 20 years. Interview some guy throwing a fit because one of his kids is now cussing because of hearing it while he was watching a **** video. I don't know the more I think about it maybe its not as funny as I once thought. But I have typed this much so might as well post it.
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fronglo wrote:
Idea would be about people being offended by swear words in **** videos. Have some made up statistic about how the amount of swear words per minute has increase by X% over the past 20 years. Interview some guy throwing a fit because one of his kids is now cussing because of hearing it while he was watching a **** video. I don't know the more I think about it maybe its not as funny as I once thought. But I have typed this much so might as well post it.
Not a terrible idea.
The execution of the executive summary, however, is pretty awful.
FUck Off
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I think there actually was a similar Onion story but I'm too lazy to go look at the moment. It was something about being offended by some sort of non-sexual content in pornography.
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 3:22pm by Jophiel
Edited, Mar 17th 2010 3:22pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I think there actually was a similar Onion story but I'm too lazy to go look at the moment. It was something about being offended by some sort of non-sexual content in pornography.
it was the fact that the black guys were looking at the white girls, wasn't it?
I think Nobby raises an excellent point.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I think Nobby raises an excellent point.
And yet here we sit, 27,870 posts later, still reading you.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I think Nobby raises an excellent point.
And yet here we sit, 27,870 posts later, still reading you.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I was led here under a false premise.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I think Nobby raises an excellent point.
And yet here we sit, 27,870 posts later, still reading you.
What about the first three times?
Those were to annoy Nobby.
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Those were to annoy Nobby.
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Sweetums wrote:
I knew it!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Lord Nobby wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Those were to annoy Nobby.
The very worst kind.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Those were to annoy Nobby.
The very worst kind.
I don't know what to say, so I'll just settle on a simple: Thank you.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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