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#27 Mar 17 2010 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Why isn't this reflected in the media, then?
Well to start there is the first lady who has recently declared war on childhood obesity.

She didn't declare war on unhealthy childhood diets, or unhealthy childhood lifestyles although these are her tools to combat 'childhood obesity'. Ultimately though the skinny kid that lives on soda and video games is good to go.

I could probably go off on a rant about larger people using up more resources, farting up more methane, but that could easily be off-set by the argument that large people are more capable of doing more and harder work.

We're just stupid people. Cripes, we SHAVE OUR LEGS because someone, somewhere along the line thought it looked good.
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#28 Mar 17 2010 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Kiera Knightley is skinny, yes, but she is an A cup, if that. I also think she is beautiful, just another body type. I don't think advocating for different body types means you have to hate on the ones that aren't yours.
#29 Mar 17 2010 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Pretty much this. When I was visiting Taiwan a few years ago on business, one of the girls at the office was absolutely gorgeous, until she smiled at me; rotten spots in the grill make my stomach lurch.

I'm not one to complain about a set of pearly whites that aren't pearly white, being a coffee drinker and on-and-off smoker. But when I see snaggleteeth, missing teeth, rotted teeth, or some serious discoloration, I'm out.

In the days when I didn't have a wife who would have cut my balls off if I took something home from the bar, I didn't care what shape her teeth were in after last call, as long as she could open her mouth wide enough to keep them off my knob.
#30 Mar 17 2010 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kiera Knightley is skinny, yes, but she is an A cup, if that. I also think she is beautiful, just another body type. I don't think advocating for different body types means you have to hate on the ones that aren't yours.


Yeah, agreed.

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#31 Mar 17 2010 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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She's not "skinny". Maybe that picture wasn't the best one, but do some research on the subject and you'll see she's not. Kiera Knightley is "skinny". Laetitia Casta isn't.


Sorry, Red. That chick is skinny.
Kiera Knightly is is anorexic. Callista Flockheart it skinny. This woman Laetitia (she is lovely), I would call slim and trim. She doesn't seem like a good example for the vivacious curves that it seems are being discussed here.
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#32 Mar 17 2010 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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She's not "skinny". Maybe that picture wasn't the best one, but do some research on the subject and you'll see she's not. Kiera Knightley is "skinny". Laetitia Casta isn't.


Sorry, Red. That chick is skinny.


It's because everything is relative. The average weight of an American women was 164 lbs in 2002. The average woman in France in 2005 weighed 138 lbs.

Maybe that’s where our differences in perception comes from. To me she’s normal, to you she’s skinny.
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#33 Mar 17 2010 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whenever I think of my preferred body-type for teh wiminz, I always seem to settle on Jewel Staite circa Firefly.

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#34 Mar 17 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
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I hate fake boobs.

This.

Fake boobs are probably the second-biggest turn-off for me,
Can you tell?

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#35 Mar 17 2010 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Whenever I think of my preferred body-type for teh wiminz, I always seem to settle on Jewel Staite circa Firefly.

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Her I'd go balls deep in with impunity. She's on my list of exclusions.
#36 Mar 17 2010 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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I hate fake boobs.

This.

Fake boobs are probably the second-biggest turn-off for me,
Can you tell?

They have a pretty distinctive look to them. Like trying to smuggle two grapefruit in your bra.

It's funny, really, because I'm more of an *** guy anyways.

Preemtive gay joke here.
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#37 Mar 17 2010 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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They have a pretty distinctive look to them. Like trying to smuggle two grapefruit in your bra.


Generally speaking, sure. I've seen some really good boob jobs that were almost undetectable, however.
#38 Mar 17 2010 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, the thing about implants in general is that women will diet themselves down to skin and bones and in the process, their boobs get smaller (duh).

Wanting to remain abnormally thin, but also wanting to have big tits, they buy them. Hence you get the phenomenon of women and, more and more often, girls who are all ribs and tits.

We're a weird, weird people.

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#39 Mar 17 2010 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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I think the more important question regarding breast implants is "how do they feel in your hands?"

I can't believe that hasn't been brought up.
#40 Mar 17 2010 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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I think the more important question regarding breast implants is "how do they feel in your hands?"

I can't believe that hasn't been brought up.
I don't know about hands, but I know a chick who was an A cup that upgraded to Ds and when she hugs me, it knocks the breath clear out of me like someone punched me in the sternum.
#41 Mar 17 2010 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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ribs and tits.

Sounds like one hell of a Super Bowl party.
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#42 Mar 17 2010 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Whenever I think of my preferred body-type for teh wiminz, I always seem to settle on Jewel Staite circa Firefly.

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I'd call that slim. She's what's commonly referred to as skinnyfat. Thin, but no muscle definition.
#43 Mar 17 2010 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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I think the more important question regarding breast implants is "how do they feel in your hands?"

I can't believe that hasn't been brought up.
I don't know about hands, but I know a chick who was an A cup that upgraded to Ds and when she hugs me, it knocks the breath clear out of me like someone punched me in the sternum.
See, it's the equivalent of replacing a decent 8 oz steak with a giant squeaky toy.
#44 Mar 17 2010 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I think the more important question regarding breast implants is "how do they feel in your hands?"

I can't believe that hasn't been brought up.
I don't know about hands, but I know a chick who was an A cup that upgraded to Ds and when she hugs me, it knocks the breath clear out of me like someone punched me in the sternum.
See, it's the equivalent of replacing a decent 8 oz steak with a giant squeaky toy.


Now there's an idea! Fake breasts that squeak when you squeeze or nibble on them.
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#45 Mar 17 2010 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm positive there's a market for that.

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#46 Mar 17 2010 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Prior to the current-future-ex Mrs Nobby (who is of the petite/slender persuasion, albeit with tits like space-hoppers), all the women I've enjoyed have tended to have plenty of junk in the trunk. The anecdote that I identified was the author Anthony Burgess who used to hang out with Christian Dior. Dior was always generous lending friends his ultra-slender models for the evening (Go Go French Morals!).

Burgess always declined, saying "Sorry my friend, but that would be like going to bed with a bicycle frame"

Men do like curves, but they're allowed to like skinnies. I'm happy to stay on the bandwagon that wants to challenge the propaganda that women have to look like a Belsen rescuee to get into a fashion shoot.
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#47 Mar 17 2010 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Patent pending. Smiley: mad
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#48 Mar 17 2010 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Cripes, we SHAVE OUR LEGS because someone, somewhere along the line thought it looked good.


Who does what now?
#49 Mar 17 2010 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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I wax everything because I like the silky smooth feel of my skin.

But I heart Gabby Sidibe. Her Oscar red carpet comments were the best. "If fashion was ****, my dress is the money shot." She's so at home in her own skin.
#50 Mar 17 2010 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
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Cripes, we SHAVE OUR LEGS because someone, somewhere along the line thought it looked good.


Who does what now?
RACK my quechua ancestors. Thanks to them I'm not hairy enough to have to shave.
#51 Mar 17 2010 at 3:49 PM Rating: Decent
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You know what I have learned in this thread?

Based on this:

The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
FF to Meghan McCain, shown here election night, far right. I read her blog off and on during the campaign.


and this:

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There are countless sources that say that, given a choice, men prefer a curvier figure.


it is now abundantly clear that women's size measurements are just arbitrary numbers made up on the spot. How on earth is McCain a size 8, while the skinny girl on the left in the bottom link is also a size 8 (and the woman on the right, who looks closer to McCain in frame is a size 14)? They can't be using the same system, right?


Someone's got some 'splaining to do!
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