At that point, someone commented, "I didn't think you'd be the sort of bloke who memorises poems", and another said "He must be in touch with his feminine side".
The fUck??
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So do women have a monopoly on appreciating poetry, pleasant smells, a cool-looking outfit?
![Smiley: glare](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/glare.gif)
I want to go on record that if (as I believe) it's inappropriate to generalise about womens' driving skills, ability to read maps or appreciate the rules of sports, it's bloody offensive to assume that by appreciating art & beauty, I must have some non-masculine characteristics. As a man, I'm perfectly capable of enjoying the finer things in life without having a ****** or wanting to put bits of myself into other men.
So next time you think of the expression "In touch with his feminine side", go fUck yourself.
All better now. Nurse!