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Your mother was one of those who said "my sweet angel would never do something like that" a lot, wasn't she?

Unless you're 5 years old, petulance of the degree you display is never a cute thing. Could it be that ever since you've been with BT you've been ever so slightly more the abrasive sea nut? Bob forbid you do a little soul searching on this one and digest the fact that even though Kao may be an impotent interwebs douchenozzle you're acting like a sandy-snatched internet tween lashing out because the person you're currently annoyed with isn't sitting across the table from you and thus can't reach over and keep his pimp hand strong.

I'm not sure what your life experience has been (though hooking up with BT I can only infer certain specific types of abuse at the hand of a twisted uncle somewhere in your past), but I've been on the receiving end of the enforcement of the letter of the law. Terms of Use, ToS, etc., are there in case an authority figure wants to abuse them. They are there in case someone gets out of control. They are detailed and long because if someone wants you gone, the best way to get you gone is to call you on one of the many rules you've broken.

If you don't like getting called on the rule violations (regardless of how ticky-tack you find them), either don't break them (falls in with maybe you should know what they are) or don't ask dumbassed questions you can't answer before hand.

If you're unclear as to the particular words/phrases/insinuations which can get you banned, PM me. I have had the list specifically enumerated on multiple occasions.

What's the Godwin's equivalent for "zomgitstehwebs"?

Hard to understand, I suppose, for people who don't have a life outside of it.

I'm too scared to reply to your posts because you break the filter in your sig. Sorry, Moe.

Oh trust me, I take full credit for turning him into the kind, mature, responsible, sober man that he is. I'm a miracle worker.

ohshi-

Edited, Mar 15th 2010 11:18am by Guenny

I laughed.


But I couldn't hear it.

Your avatar says otherwise.

If you stare at your avatar long enough it's no longer sexy, but a bit annoying with that crooked bow and fluffy petticoat thing going on.

That avatar is a sainted mother of six!

Oh BT, it's a good thing you play with hand grenades and not darts. Off the mark doesn't begin to describe your post. Firstly, never said you were looking to get Pigtails hated. I said that you normally only stalk and attack the hated of the forums repeatedly in the manner you've done with Pigtails. You can't make them hated, they make themselves that way when they spaz out and start trying to counter-attack your trolling. My apologies if that wasn't made clear.

I have no desire to white knight or save people. If that were the case, I'd just sit in =10 and defend every semi-literate @#%^ who doesn't get that Google is your friend. No, this time, I was trying to unlatch your troll teeth from the buttocks of a poster I actually enjoy posting with. I didn't get your obsession, and still don't. I don't even see the reactions she was having as being that great as to encourage the stiffening of your loins so that you could saunter off as the conquering internet hero and ravage your mini-me female clone, trying to fulfill that lingering desire to truly @#%^ yourself.

As for the kitten thing, I prefer using a catapult and a shotgun to save them from death by falling.

And Exo is right, being trolled by Kao sucks ***. Been there, done that, barely held onto Scholar. But it was still worth it for the lulz.

Ginny I- You know what forget it. Honestly, your mentoring by BT is far from complete, Padawan. As others have pointed out, you sound more like a petulant tween whose parents have forgotten exists. Basically, you're Meg Griffin but with more angst. yay.



Edited, Mar 15th 2010 6:49pm by Pawkeshup

I have banned over 10,000 accounts. Most were PM spammers. Many were regualr forum spammers, scammers, RMTers, sockpuppets. Others were people who just decided to go out in a blaze of glory, thinking to martyr themselves for forum history or some such, though all they do in the end is get erased from the legend. I have banned people with multi year, thousands of posts contributions to this site because they decided they no longer wished to be here. I have banned one post wonders for simply sharing an IP with the wrong godraiden. I've banned jilted ex's trying to destroy their onetime friends, ex guildies, ex wives and husbands.

I've even banned another admin.

I recognize that in many situations, my first instincts are to remove the problem. Each and every time I press that button, I stop and think about the effects that will have, and what it will do to the forum as a whole. In the area of people with more than 1,000 posts, I err on the side of caution, and I try to give them multiple oppertunities to aviod a ban, because whatever else their faults might be, until that button is pressed they are a piece of the forum, and impossible to replace after. But the needs of the forum come first, and if a ban is required I won't lose any sleep over issueing one.

I guess the point here is when it comes to bans, be careful what you ask for. I didn't ban you because you hadn't in my oppinion done anything to warrent it yet, and I believe that you offer something to the forum that outweighs any annoyance I might personally experiance. Never mistake my inaction on a ban for lack of ability or willingness to carry it out.

If your goal is juat aquireing a ban for your own amusement, let me know and quit wasteing my time. I will make that occur for you immidiatly if you so desire.

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