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#52 Mar 12 2010 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
He's not dying, unlike all the joy in Allegory's life.

Present participle? Now you've given me hope.
#53 Mar 12 2010 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


I wouldn't wish a tumor on you, either, Porky.

And he only fought for a year and a half? Sounds like a man with little to live for. Are you sure he even had cancer or is he maybe just chilling out on a beach in Mexico somewhere, sipping margaritas and nailing the brown-skinned, nine year-old daughters of the locals in exchange for a few American dollars? I mean, maybe in this country he was a destitute old sex offender with little to offer or gain, but south of the border he'd be a king. Well, if he weren't worm-food he'd be a king, that is.

Anyway, hope you don't get a brain tumor, Chunk.
#54 Mar 12 2010 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
Samira wrote:
He's not dying, unlike all the joy in Allegory's life.

Present participle? Now you've given me hope.


I'm sorry, Allegory. That was unfair of me, and completely unintentional.

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#55 Mar 12 2010 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Samira wrote:
He's not dying,

Killjoy.


He's not dying, unlike all the joy in Allegory's life.

Not all the joy. He still has his math threads. Smiley: glare
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#56 Mar 12 2010 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Samira wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Samira wrote:
He's not dying,

Killjoy.


He's not dying, unlike all the joy in Allegory's life.

Not all the joy. He still has his math threads. Smiley: glare


And the joy created from your hatred of maths threads.
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#57 Mar 12 2010 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?
#58 Mar 12 2010 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?


Don't listen to Samira. She's a troll.
#59 Mar 12 2010 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?


Moe's been here since forever and if I am not mistaken, pulled this trick many a times.
#60 Mar 12 2010 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?


Moe's been here since forever and if I am not mistaken, pulled this trick many a times.


Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.
#61 Mar 12 2010 at 2:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.


New around here, are ya?

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#62 Mar 12 2010 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?


Moe's been here since forever and if I am not mistaken, pulled this trick many a times.


Only once...it's not like you can just get up and stop dieing on command, you know.
#63 Mar 12 2010 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.


Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.



What on earth makes you think he's lying about this?


Moe's been here since forever and if I am not mistaken, pulled this trick many a times.


Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.


Faux Miscarriages, fake illnesses, fake deaths, guy pretending he is a girl, etc.

We've had them all.

#64 Mar 12 2010 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's like "One Life to Live" all up in here. All we need is demonic possession and a wedding massacre.

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#65 Mar 12 2010 at 2:47 PM Rating: Default
Omg guys, i was possessed by a demon yesterday, and massacred everyone at a wedding.
#66 Mar 12 2010 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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And I'm pregnant.
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#67 Mar 12 2010 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
Guenny and I have decided to have a kid in hopes that is a bone marrow match for Anna, who wants me to tell you guys she loves you and can't wait to feel well enough to post and have full control of her bowels again.

Edited, Mar 12th 2010 12:49pm by Barkingturtle
#68 Mar 12 2010 at 2:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Guenny and I have decided to have a kid in hopes that is a bone marrow match for Anna, who wants me to tell you guys she loves you and can't wait to feel well enough to post and have full control of her bowels again.

Edited, Mar 12th 2010 12:49pm by Barkingturtle


Mutually exclusive conditions, old twig.

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#69 Mar 12 2010 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
Shame Mindel succumbed to the Huntington's. She'd get a kick out of this thread.
#70 Mar 12 2010 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
I resent the implication that I am lying in some way. I have not said anything so far that was false or inaccurate.

Misleading, maybe.

Ok, definitely, but hey, a guy gets bored looking at numbers all day.
#71 Mar 12 2010 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.

Heads up, Mindel doesn't have Huntington's, Rurode isn't dead, and I haven't been raped by my brother.
#72 Mar 12 2010 at 3:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.

Heads up, Mindel doesn't have Huntington's, Rurode isn't dead, and I haven't been raped by my brother.


HUGEFEMALE IS REALLY LOOKING FOR A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN THOUGH

Also, Lady J is probably not a hot female sex therapist.

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#73 Mar 12 2010 at 3:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.

Heads up, Mindel doesn't have Huntington's, Rurode isn't dead, and I haven't been raped by my brother.
...but Doug really does have AIDS
#74 Mar 12 2010 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Damn, well if that's true it's very sad. I can't even fathom what would make someone so desperate for attention that they'd go to an internet forum and tell people they were dying when they aren't.

Heads up, Mindel doesn't have Huntington's, Rurode isn't dead, and I haven't been raped by my brother.
...but Doug really does have AIDS

Ooh! who is Doug and does he post often enough to mock mercilessly?
#75 Mar 12 2010 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sadly he's deployed at the moment.

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#76 Mar 12 2010 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Ooh! who is Doug and does he post often enough to mock mercilessly?

He can always be found near seamen.
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