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So, what is Moebius dying of?
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
So, what is Moebius dying of?
Life.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
How could having a **** in your mouth prevent one from typing?
Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
How could having a **** in your mouth prevent one from typing?
Most of the ladies I know are busy using their hands, too. Typically in a "one for you, one for me" fashion. I don't know how t3h gaiz do it, but I assume it's some reasonable facsimile.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
How could having a **** in your mouth prevent one from typing?
Most of the ladies I know are busy using their hands, too. Typically in a "one for you, one for me" fashion. I don't know how t3h gaiz do it, but I assume it's some reasonable facsimile.
that still leaves one hand for typing
Something EVERYONE here knows how to do.
Bardalicious wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
How could having a **** in your mouth prevent one from typing?
Most of the ladies I know are busy using their hands, too. Typically in a "one for you, one for me" fashion. I don't know how t3h gaiz do it, but I assume it's some reasonable facsimile.
that still leaves one hand for typing
Something EVERYONE here knows how to do.
urdewinitwrng
One hand on my nuts, one hand on her lady parts leaves no hands free for typing. The only way she's getting a message out is if she's got really long nipples.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Iron Chef Hallertau wrote:
How could having a **** in your mouth prevent one from typing?
Most of the ladies I know are busy using their hands, too. Typically in a "one for you, one for me" fashion. I don't know how t3h gaiz do it, but I assume it's some reasonable facsimile.
that still leaves one hand for typing
Something EVERYONE here knows how to do.
urdewinitwrng
One hand on my nuts, one hand on her lady parts leaves no hands free for typing. The only way she's getting a message out is if she's got really long nipples.
shesdoinitwrong
lern2deepthroat.
Kalivha wrote:
Pro tip: It wasn't a suicide forum. Just one full of stupid people who got themselves killed by not labelling the bottles correctly.
Ok. I've just gotta ask. How does one manage to die from drinking nail glue remover as a result of accidentally mis-labeling bottles. What the hell did they think they were drinking?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Ok. I've just gotta ask. How does one manage to die from drinking nail glue remover as a result of accidentally mis-labeling bottles. What the hell did they think they were drinking?
Coors? An understandable mistake.
gbaji wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Pro tip: It wasn't a suicide forum. Just one full of stupid people who got themselves killed by not labelling the bottles correctly.
Ok. I've just gotta ask. How does one manage to die from drinking nail glue remover as a result of accidentally mis-labeling bottles. What the hell did they think they were drinking?
I have to admit, this made me laugh.
There was a girl I went to high school with who tried to commit suicide, at school, by drinking nail polish remover. She recently added me on facebook and she seems really happy now though, I'm glad she got help.
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Samira wrote:
Dude, we were over that the day of.
Shush, you. This is OOT. I may still be able to get sympathy from people in here.
Dying from lack of a heart?
Mock if you like, but it's not really something I like to joke about. I don't want to get too far in to the details because, frankly, it's personal, but suffice to say I'm terminal and incurable.
What sort of timeline are we talking about here? Under two years and I can probably manage a fair bit of sympathy. Under ten and I can extend a little. Over that, well, you're straight out of luck.
It's a GATTACA-esque situation.
Just as Planned.
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
What sort of timeline are we talking about here? Under two years and I can probably manage a fair bit of sympathy. Under ten and I can extend a little. Over that, well, you're straight out of luck.
The timeline isn't quite as solid as, say, n stage cancer of the nuts, but the doctors tell me I could go at any time.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
but the doctors tell me I could go at any time.
Is your going problem a growing problem?
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.
Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Bardalicious wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
but the doctors tell me I could go at any time.
Is your going problem a growing problem?
Only when you bent over.
Samira wrote:
Pigtails wrote:
For what it's worth Moebius, I'm sorry that you're terminally ill. I don't know you, but my dad died after a year and a half of battling a brain tumor, so I have an idea of how rough that battle can be. It's not an easy journey, and I certainly wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even BT, and I really don't like him.
Don't even encourage him. He's not dying, although certainly one day his time will run out like everyone else's.
You used to be fun.
Nonsense, I was never fun.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
He's not dying,
Killjoy.
Allegory wrote:
Samira wrote:
He's not dying,
Killjoy.
He's not dying, unlike all the joy in Allegory's life.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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