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#227 Mar 15 2010 at 6:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whoa whoa whoa, what's going on in this thread? Why oh why would anyone ever antagonize ol' Kao? He's a peach.

Seriously though, can someone give me a synopsis? Is it even worth it?
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#228 Mar 15 2010 at 8:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Sweetums wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Whoa whoa whoa, what's going on in this thread? Why oh why would anyone ever antagonize ol' Kao? He's a peach.

Seriously though, can someone give me a synopsis? Is it even worth it?
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I am?

Awww, Sweetums, you're just trying to make me feel special. Or something. I dunno. At least we got to see baby wombats out of this thread!
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#229 Mar 15 2010 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Why oh why would anyone ever antagonize ol' Kao?


For the spelling errors, mostly.
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#230 Mar 15 2010 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
So lame, misspelling someone's name deliberately.



Hey, Moe started doing it so now it's the cool thing. Though, I do think that it was Varus who was one if the true creators of this wonderful trolling tool. I feel so warm and fuzzy when someone goes out of their way to misspell my forum handle.

Edited, Mar 15th 2010 8:28pm by Guenny
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#231 Mar 15 2010 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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I have banned over 10,000 accounts. Most were PM spammers. Many were regualr forum spammers, scammers, RMTers, sockpuppets. Others were people who just decided to go out in a blaze of glory, thinking to martyr themselves for forum history or some such, though all they do in the end is get erased from the legend. I have banned people with multi year, thousands of posts contributions to this site because they decided they no longer wished to be here. I have banned one post wonders for simply sharing an IP with the wrong godraiden. I've banned jilted ex's trying to destroy their onetime friends, ex guildies, ex wives and husbands.

I've even banned another admin.


That was beautiful, Kao. Really, it should be the opening monologue of your one-man show. It'd be huge. Think about it. The piece of prose was constructed so finely I wept a single tear from my *****.
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#232 Mar 15 2010 at 8:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, and Pawk, dude, I'm glad you're feeling it. I don't really remember what I posted that elicited that reaction from you but I'm glad I did. Next time quote me, though, just for continuity's sake.

Edited, Mar 15th 2010 6:32pm by Barkingturtle
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#233 Mar 15 2010 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Existential inquiry: If a BT post doesn't reference his *****, was it ever truly posted?
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#234 Mar 15 2010 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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That question is going to keep me up all night.
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#235 Mar 15 2010 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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I debated whether or not to put "up" in quotations or italics but I decided I didn't want stupid people to get that joke, anyway.
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#236 Mar 15 2010 at 10:48 PM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
Samira wrote:
So lame, misspelling someone's name deliberately.



Hey, Moe started doing it so now it's the cool thing. Though, I do think that it was Varus who was one if the true creators of this wonderful trolling tool. I feel so warm and fuzzy when someone goes out of their way to misspell my forum handle.

I write Ginny because I can't be f'ucking bothered to remember which comes first in your handle, not to mock. When I want to mock her I talk about how she and BT met: speed dating at a rest stop 20 miles outside of town. She claimed it was just a "wide stance", but he knew better.
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#237 Mar 15 2010 at 11:01 PM Rating: Good
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Jeez, Moe, totally wrong. Lurk more. We met at a strip club.
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#238 Mar 15 2010 at 11:04 PM Rating: Good
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Best twenty bucks I ever spent.

Edited, Mar 15th 2010 9:04pm by Barkingturtle
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#239 Mar 16 2010 at 12:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Guenny wrote:
Jeez, Moe, totally wrong. Lurk more. We met at a strip club.

Thank me. The only way that cover story sounds good is covering up the truth of a roadside glory hole.
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#240 Mar 16 2010 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
Jeez, Moe, totally wrong. Lurk more. We met at a strip club.

Thank me. The only way that cover story sounds good is covering up the truth of a roadside glory hole.
I think we can safely assume there's no glory in BT's hole.

Just a wellspring of shame and tears.


Ugh, and the smell.
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#241 Mar 16 2010 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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The Article wrote:
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil

The Article wrote:
If you were choosing to take your own life, that’s not the way you would do it.

The Article wrote:
that's not the way you would do it.


Needs more emphasis. Seriously.
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#242 Mar 16 2010 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Epic win, Kao. You keep on upholding the honor and integrity of The Forum by sacrificing yourself on the altar of vigilence. Noble work, my friend.

Also, can we fix the fence around the Sandbox already?
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#243 Mar 16 2010 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry Dude, Kaolian (on behalf of admin conference) is busy trying to push more sandboxers into the Asylum. The set of sandboxers that break the PG 13+ rules, but whose play is within the Asylum rules. One of his most effective push tools is moving OOT threads over into the Asylum.

Thus when an OOTer makes an overly risqué post, the new meme to greet it with is MOVE THREAD.
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