I work for a company headquartered in Europe (Paris). Global company, 100,000 employees, many different sites, blah blah blah.
I'm on the monthly CEO update call right now, and I gotta tell you, listening to a French guy bastardize English and trying to relay "witty" anecdotes like a ham-fisted piano player really grates on the f'ucking nerves.
That's all. Cry more, I know.