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I am so easily amused todayFollow
And I want these, for no particular reason:
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Why is it the first and only thing that comes to mind is the number of ways to rearrange them into various demonstrations of office ****?
Because your inner child is a ten-year-old girl, I guess.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I didn't know 10 year old girls liked office ****. Huh.
It's possible that my Barbie doll play was atypical. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Tell me more...
Samira wrote:
It's possible that my Barbie doll play was atypical.
No, not really. Unless we're both weird.
BrownDuck wrote:
Why is it the first and only thing that comes to mind is the number of ways to rearrange them into various demonstrations of office ****?
So you're re-enacting episodes of Mad Men?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's possible that my Barbie doll play was atypical.
No, not really. Unless we're both weird.
Add me to the list of freaks then
MAKE WITH THE F'UCKING STORIES!!!!!
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
I woke Joph up this morning by sliding my laptop over to him with this pic on it. The Joan doll is too skinny, though.
Edit: As previously stated, I reenacted telenovelas with my Barbies.
Edited, Mar 10th 2010 2:39pm by Atomicflea
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's possible that my Barbie doll play was atypical.
No, not really. Unless we're both weird.
That's one word for it...
Betty Draper as Barbie doll seems rather recursive.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
MAKE WITH THE F'UCKING STORIES!!!!!
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
We didnt have Star Wars, but I was able to get my brothers HeMan action figures into some kinky positions with my Barbies. And my little ponies
Jophiel wrote:
Betty Draper as Barbie doll seems rather recursive.
Tautological, almost.
Lady DSD wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
MAKE WITH THE F'UCKING STORIES!!!!!
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
We didnt have Star Wars, but I was able to get my brothers HeMan action figures into some kinky positions with my Barbies. And my little ponies
I knew you were a donkey show chick.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
MAKE WITH THE F'UCKING STORIES!!!!!
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
All I had were star wars action figures, and they had no kung-fu grip.
You must not have much of an imagination if you can't imagine Ken bending Barbie over the desk, papers scattering, her hair in a tight bun and her glasses discarded in the hurried coupling. So hurried, in fact, that she can't be bothered to take that short skirt off, and Skipper wonders why Barbie sounds out of breath when she asks to have her calls held.
I used to use my Action Man (aka GI Joe) to reenact scenes from Kafka and Samuel Beckett
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
I used to use my Action Man (aka GI Joe) to reenact scenes from Kafka and Samuel Beckett
No, not "aka", it was something different entirely. GI Joe won wars. "Action Man" lost empires.
EDIT:
See?
Edited, Mar 10th 2010 3:10pm by MoebiusLord
Lord Nobby wrote:
I used to use my Action Man (aka GI Joe) to reenact scenes from Kafka and Samuel Beckett
"I don't seem to be able... (action grip action grip) to depart."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
"I don't seem to be able... (action grip action grip) to depart."
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lady DSD wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's possible that my Barbie doll play was atypical.
No, not really. Unless we're both weird.
Add me to the list of freaks then
See, as a ten year old boy it was perfectly normal for me to play with my sister's Barbies in this fashion. And then melt off all their hair.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Either we're all weird (internet and all that), or every other little girl is a pervert, too.
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