As the observant of you know I told my wife that I wanted a divorce, Due to many and mostly uninteresting reasons that I won't bore you with.
We agreed a 65-35% split in her favour with her keeping the £120k house and all the stuff in it + £25k in cash and I get 75k in cash to put down as a diposit on a flat and furnish it, i figure i'll need at £25k morTgage but hey I get out of the marriage.
So i see the solicitor and she tells me the three options i can use to seperate.
1. Unreasonable behaviour on her part.
2. Unreasonable behaviour on my part.
3. sort out a financial settlement and hope neither of us ***** over the other over in the two years we wait for a seperation divorce.
So I heads home to "discuss" the options with my (soon to be ex)wife
I'm now homeless and living with friends.
Needless to say the "Discussion" did not go so well...
Oh and i'm apparently having a affair... I wish someone had told me i would have enjoyed a bit of nookie while i was at it.