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#1 Mar 03 2010 at 6:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Just a Little more proof that women are, and can get insanely jealous.

Taken from the daily "cant make this crap up" file.

HYANNIS, Mass. (AP) -- A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Police say 22-year-old Hyannis resident Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman's son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom.

Police say the couple got married at Barnstable Town Hall and split a bottle of Champagne afterward.

The bride was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Her husband, 37-year-old Timothy Keene, was riding in the car with her and was charged with disorderly conduct.

Both were released Tuesday. It was unclear if either had hired an attorney.


My wife has always been the jealous type... I can't even comment on a woman looking good, and it's been 26 years... Gotta love those jealous women!

#2 Mar 03 2010 at 6:17 AM Rating: Good
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Great way to start your married life. Start as you mean to go on, people!

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#3 Mar 03 2010 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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I always thought the Miranda Rights would make appropriate vows.
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#4 Mar 03 2010 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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#5 Mar 03 2010 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm jealous enough that I don't like to share and I would cut a ***** on principle, but never over a man.

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#6 Mar 04 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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No! Not sweet, innocent, little Thumb...
#7 Mar 04 2010 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Bahahaha, this is right near where I grew up (Barnstable County). Fun fact: the groom is also a level 2 registered sex offender.
#8 Mar 04 2010 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Does anybody actaully know someone who starts laughing with a B sound? Wtf did Bahaha come from?
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#9 Mar 04 2010 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Weebs wrote:



No! Not sweet, innocent, little Thumb...


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#10 Mar 04 2010 at 2:38 PM Rating: Decent
Husband and I have an agreed upon "look but don't touch" policy. Also, all lookies should be shared (he can appreciate a hot man as much as I can appreciate a hot woman, and vice versa, so eye candy for one is good for both.)

That said, yeah, I'd cut a *****, or go ******* with a golf club. And he knows it too.
#11 Mar 04 2010 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Does anybody actaully know someone who starts laughing with a B sound? Wtf did Bahaha come from?


I always thought of it like you're trying to hold it in by pursing your lips together, and can't anymore, so it comes out in a burst.

Bwahaha has always been "evil laugh" to me.
#12 Mar 04 2010 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Weebs wrote:
Gotta love those jealous women!
No. You really, really don't.

Edited, Mar 4th 2010 3:51pm by bsphil
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#13 Mar 04 2010 at 11:53 PM Rating: Decent
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bsphil wrote:
Weebs wrote:
Gotta love those jealous women!
No. You really, really don't.

Edited, Mar 4th 2010 3:51pm by bsphil


Call your wife by her sisters name during sex just one time... That's one wild ride your bound to appreciate.
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