You'd think team Canada would be full of rage over that early loss, dreaming of crushing the skulls of their USA foes, driving them before them, laughing at the lamentations of their women while they carve CANADA in children's back with their skates.
Oh wait, they're by definition all Canadian, right?
You'd think team Canada would excited to play against a team that gave them such a good game before, you know? Team USA has a lot going for it, but who knows, maybe Canada will lucky a few time and win the gold, eh? The important thing is that everyone enjoys hockey at it's higher level played on the world stage.
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