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#77 Feb 26 2010 at 6:21 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
They just think that "who are you?" is the pinnacle of insult.


-1 for missing the standard Assylum "comeback". You truly are a noob, aren't you?

I couldn't care less if you think I'm boring - I'm a stay-at-home-mom of small kids. What the f*ck do you think my life involves? Sipping champagne and blowing millionaires?
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#78 Feb 26 2010 at 6:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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What the f*ck do you think my life involves? Sipping champagne and blowing millionaires?


I doubt these kind of activities make people exciting.

Unless you're the millionaire getting blown, I suppose.
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#79 Feb 26 2010 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
They just think that "who are you?" is the pinnacle of insult.


-1 for missing the standard Assylum "comeback". You truly are a noob, aren't you?

I couldn't care less if you think I'm boring - I'm a stay-at-home-mom of small kids. What the f*ck do you think my life involves? Sipping champagne and blowing millionaires?

Dear Aunty Tare,

My Partner's workmate has a small son. The son came home today and told his father a Blonde Joke he'd learnt at school. My partner's workmate was amused but worried and perturbed. The parenting books didn't cover "How to Handle Your child's first Politically Incorrect Joke", he wailed.

What can he do?
#80 Feb 26 2010 at 7:04 AM Rating: Decent
Tare wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
They just think that "who are you?" is the pinnacle of insult.


-1 for missing the standard Assylum "comeback". You truly are a noob, aren't you?

I couldn't care less if you think I'm boring - I'm a stay-at-home-mom of small kids. What the f*ck do you think my life involves? Sipping champagne and blowing millionaires?


Maybe I just find cliched exchanges... dull? I know they make you feel all warm and fuzzy, like for once in your life you belong, but they're not conversation and they're not funny. I'm not opposed to memes, exactly, as having commonly understood jokes can be good, so long as you use them originally.

Anyway, I don't care that you don't care, so I guess we're at an imp *****
#81 Feb 26 2010 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:

Dear Aunty Tare,

My Partner's workmate has a small son. The son came home today and told his father a Blonde Joke he'd learnt at school. My partner's workmate was amused but worried and perturbed. The parenting books didn't cover "How to Handle Your child's first Politically Incorrect Joke", he wailed.

What can he do?



Put a flute in his pants.

Works every time.

Edited, Feb 26th 2010 8:06am by Tare
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#82 Feb 26 2010 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:

Dear Aunty Tare,

My Partner's workmate has a small son. The son came home today and told his father a Blonde Joke he'd learnt at school. My partner's workmate was amused but worried and perturbed. The parenting books didn't cover "How to Handle Your child's first Politically Incorrect Joke", he wailed.

What can he do?



Put a flute in his pants.

Works every time.

Sorry to be dense, but is that the kid's pants, or the father's pants?
#83 Feb 26 2010 at 7:07 AM Rating: Decent
Hey, now we're rating each other down!

I'm getting all nostalgic over here.
#84 Feb 26 2010 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Sorry to be dense, but is that the kid's pants, or the father's pants?


The kid's pants, of course! Fathers presumably know they're not supposed to have flutes in their pants.
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#85 Feb 26 2010 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Hey, now we're rating each other down!

I'm getting all nostalgic over here.


Let's keep it classic, becaue I like it that way.
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#86 Feb 26 2010 at 7:11 AM Rating: Decent
Tare wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Hey, now we're rating each other down!

I'm getting all nostalgic over here.


Let's keep it classic, becaue I like it that way.


No problem, I know it gets harder to adapt to change as you get older.
#87 Feb 26 2010 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Sorry to be dense, but is that the kid's pants, or the father's pants?


The kid's pants, of course! Fathers presumably know they're not supposed to have flutes in their pants.

Excellent!

I shall forward your sage advice forthwith, under the authorship of "Parenting, the complete guide by a modern Guru".
#88 Feb 26 2010 at 7:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Like this.

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#89 Feb 26 2010 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:

My mistake!

"Parenting, the complete illustrated guide by a modern Guru."
#90 Feb 26 2010 at 8:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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You are an immense burden to anyone with the smallest shred of empathy.


I liked this one.

And I'm a little disappointed that no one as jibed, "I expected more from the big bad Assylum!"



I'm still waiting for someone to quote the forum description. I miss the good old days where people had to remind everyone here that this particular forum is no holds barred.

We should get Tailmoon to post here so that Kao can karma rape her and then say "no hold barred" applies to admins, too. Smiley: laugh
#91 Feb 26 2010 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
You are an immense burden to anyone with the smallest shred of empathy.


I liked this one.

And I'm a little disappointed that no one as jibed, "I expected more from the big bad Assylum!"



I'm still waiting for someone to quote the forum description. I miss the good old days where people had to remind everyone here that this particular forum is no holds barred.

We should get Tailmoon to post here so that Kao can karma rape her and then say "no hold barred" applies to admins, too. Smiley: laugh

Yeah, I first came to the Asylum when I followed a thread in =10 that was locked and moved here. The OP was 1000 words about suicide and why the poster wanted to do it.
#92 Feb 26 2010 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
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I've never really liked the word intimidating. It seems like an improper use of "Tim"

What are you intimating?


Well, I did just ate some gold fish crackers.


(there are some who call me... Tim?)
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#93 Feb 26 2010 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just interested, who is supposed to be the most intimidating on this board? How did they gain their reputation and when did they last reinforce that image?


Long ago, the main Eq forum was harsh. It was an actual place to ask about the game, but generally asking for help got flames. Many left, but Eq didn't have any official forums. Honest! They had hundreds of thousands of people paying them about US$10/month and the game sucked so hard, people complained so much, they shut down their own forums. So all the...can I say average? folks came here. Loads of them. So we put up with the psychos who flamed people for asking simple questions because they were useful. Later on, they moved to the OOT, mostly. And that was fine.

But then Alla opened more games to the site, such as FFXI or whatever and those folks would post in their own game forum and come to the OOT to talk about the usual teen angst stuff.

Ya, not pretty. Alla compared us to West Virginia and kicked us into the assylum you know and love today. Creating the new OOT for friendly talk about rainbows and unicorns. Apparently the die hard flamers simply blew themselves out, although the come back from time to time. And apparently the rules for the OOT aren't so firm so there is little difference.
#94 Feb 26 2010 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
I don't see anyone in this thread intimidating any Assylumites. Sure there's a little mooglefucker poking, but nevertheless, I charge false advertising. You'd better make with the intimidating or I'm going to have to call my internet lawyer.



Edited, Feb 26th 2010 6:37pm by Elderon
#95 Feb 26 2010 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, hole-E-sh*t. It's Elderon.

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#96 Feb 26 2010 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, he pops in randomly from time to time. Usually only stays for a day or two.
#97 Feb 26 2010 at 6:32 PM Rating: Good
Tare wrote:
Well, hole-E-sh*t. It's Elderon.


Hey seksay! How you doin'
#98 Feb 27 2010 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
Tare wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Sorry to be dense, but is that the kid's pants, or the father's pants?


The kid's pants, of course! Fathers presumably know they're not supposed to have flutes in their pants.


Unless it's a skin flute of course.
#99 Feb 27 2010 at 4:08 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I've never really liked the word intimidating. It seems like an improper use of "Tim"

What are you intimating?


Well, I did just ate some gold fish crackers.


(there are some who call me... Tim?)

Wait, did you just miss two puns, an innuendo, and think I'd been whooshed?


PS, Hi Elderon! How's Soccer?

Edited, Feb 27th 2010 5:34am by Aripyanfar
#100 Feb 27 2010 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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I just read this thread. Smiley: glare
#101 Feb 27 2010 at 9:04 PM Rating: Good
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I just read this thread. Smiley: glare

Well, you obviously weren't referred to by the title.

If it had been nice ****** assylumites, you'd've been in there...
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