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Umm...

Yeah, hard to keep that up in the light of such overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Sussed me out, have you? And here I thought I was compensating well for my incredibly small *****.

A pint of Ben & Jerry's works just as well.

I don't know what your work experience is, but assuming it's nothing more spectacular than fry girl at the local fish & chips mart I can see where you'd have that view of workplace relationships. When the only real decision making you have to do is "done yet?" there's not much of a frame of reference for the real world.

It's not shocking that you're not interested in my *****. *** hags usually prefer the neutered safety of their non-sexually threatening brown star lovers.

She prefers Haagen Daas.

Edit: By the by, I thought you were going for a run tubs.

Edited, Feb 25th 2010 7:52am by MoebiusLord

I'll go with my broad brush painting, thanks. Hope the grease doesn't flare your acne.

To a T, actually, but no thanks. I prefer women who grow up in a country with more pride in their dental work.

You like that one, don't you? Doesn't say much.

I bet. National dish, and all, it would suck if there were no chips.

Must have missed it with all the time I spend pouring over your history.

I prefer midgets with flat heads, actually. Beer rest, etc.

you've got a few I'd like to touch...

Has that baby come out yet Tare? It seems like you've been pregnant since 2008.

That's jumped up Jerky jerkleston, and you don't know the half of it, sister!

Meh.

He's got 10k plus posts and yet noone knows who he is. I'd be bitter too.

This is the part where somebody chimes in and says something completely original comparing forum arguments to the special olympics.

Also, will give rate-ups to anybody who can track down that monkey thong picture.

I travel around the world with a perfect ethnic and socio-economic cross-section of the population, fighting the depraved schemes of Butcher Tim and his morris dancers and, along the way, learning the true meaning of friendship.



This one time I ate so many apples I became one.



No, they probably do, because, as you implied, I spend far too much time posting here. They just think that "who are you?" is the pinnacle of insult. It's amusing that they both respond in pretty much the same way to something accusing them of being bland and samey, don't you think? Of course, I may be wrong. It's perfectly possible they can't remember anything about me, but that wouldn't embitter me. It'd be pretty narcissistic of me to expect people who can't memorise the basic rules of punctuation to remember stuff about some guy on the internet. Now, you might be thinking "Kavek, that doesn't apply to Tare!" and you'd be right. I try my best not to conflate them, but they're just so... Well, let me put it this way: if I were to discover they had a mildly retarded hive mind I would not be at all surprised.

What are you intimating?