Something tells me the Rep. from New Hampshire has spent a little too much time thinking about what icky, icky things people do to each other and she DOES NOT APPROVE.
Also, telling fifth graders that "this is something you, as a fifth grader, might want to try" is just right out.
Oh, lawd.
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