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#1 Feb 19 2010 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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I found this fun. AVClub contributors were asked what article(s) from The Onion resonated with them.

I'd probably go with this one. I'm such a fUCking cheapskate, and I feel guilty about frivolous spending. I have a hard time throwing things away if there's any use left in them.


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#2 Feb 19 2010 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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The only thing wrong with this column is that they have a picture of some dude instead of a picture of my wife.
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#3 Feb 19 2010 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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While none of us have yet been struck with Alzheimer's, my sisters and I still get into the same arguments over and over about how some memorable family events from the 60's really played out.

(I'm sure my version is right)
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#4 Feb 19 2010 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I'm such a fUCking cheapskate, and I feel guilty about frivolous spending. I have a hard time throwing things away if there's any use left in them.


I'm the same way. Sometimes my husband has to go out and buy things that I really need because I have convinced myself I can't afford it. And in my case, it goes beyond frivolous.
#5 Feb 19 2010 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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While none of us have yet been struck with Alzheimer's, my sisters and I still get into the same arguments over and over about how some memorable family events from the 60's really played out.

Which one of you was the least drunk during the "experimentation"?
#6 Feb 19 2010 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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I don't think I've read enough Onion to know, but this did make me grin and think of Joph. He fought me like hell on a cell phone.

Jophiel wrote:
The only thing wrong with this column is that they have a picture of some dude instead of a picture of my wife.
That milk is still good, you wuss. Smiley: mad
#7 Feb 19 2010 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I don't think I've read enough Onion to know, but this did make me grin and think of Joph. He fought me like hell on a cell phone.

Jophiel wrote:
The only thing wrong with this column is that they have a picture of some dude instead of a picture of my wife.
That milk is still good, you wuss. Smiley: mad

Nothing wrong with a little extra texture to your milk, amirite?
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#8 Feb 19 2010 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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My husband loved the Yu Wan Mei gag and returns to those articles faithfully.
#9 Feb 19 2010 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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