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#1 Feb 18 2010 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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People are animals.
True.:107 (87.0%)
False. :2 (1.6%)
No way, we eat animals. :6 (4.9%)
You might be, but I'm sure as hell not, you ***.:8 (6.5%)
Total:123
Answer this, then read the next piece.




I work in a ************* hospital, and five out of seven people not only answered it wrong, but got combative and insisted they were right.
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#2 Feb 18 2010 at 10:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I got CC'd on an email in which some marketeer actually used the line, "Remember, there's no "I" in "team"!

Should I send the response I so want to send?

True, there is no "I" in "team". However there is an "eat" and a "me".

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#3 Feb 18 2010 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I got CC'd on an email in which some marketeer actually used the line, "Remember, there's no "I" in "team"!

Should I send the response I so want to send?

True, there is no "I" in "team". However there is an "eat" and a "me".

yes.

Also animal can be used to refer to non-humans only, it's generally the second definition in the list. It's also probably the more commonly used definition.

Edited, Feb 18th 2010 11:06am by Xsarus
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#4 Feb 18 2010 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, yeah. Your choices are animal, vegetable or mineral. While I do know some people I'd categorize in one of the latter two choices, the first is generally understood to be factually correct.

Taxonomically, at least.

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#5 Feb 18 2010 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Taxonomically, at least.
yep
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#6 Feb 18 2010 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Your choices are animal, vegetable or mineral. While I do know some people I'd categorize in one of the latter two choices, the first is generally understood to be factually correct.

John Merrick disagrees with you Smiley: frown
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#7 Feb 18 2010 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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This reminds me of the 'evolution' South Park episode where Mr. Garrison craps in his hand and throws it at the guest teacher.
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#8 Feb 18 2010 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Your choices are animal, vegetable or mineral. While I do know some people I'd categorize in one of the latter two choices, the first is generally understood to be factually correct.

John Merrick disagrees with you Smiley: frown


He was a prototype Republican mascot, so fUCk him.

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#9 Feb 18 2010 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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#10 Feb 18 2010 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
I got CC'd on an email in which some marketeer actually used the line, "Remember, there's no "I" in "team"!

Should I send the response I so want to send?

True, there is no "I" in "team". However there is an "eat" and a "me".



Not bad, though I prefer "True, but there's a "u" in Cunt!"
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#11 Feb 18 2010 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
I got CC'd on an email in which some marketeer actually used the line, "Remember, there's no "I" in "team"!

Should I send the response I so want to send?

True, there is no "I" in "team". However there is an "eat" and a "me".



Not bad, though I prefer "True, but there's a "u" in Cunt!"


I always heard, "True, but there is an I in win."
#12 Feb 18 2010 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Also animal can be used to refer to non-humans only, it's generally the second definition in the list. It's also probably the more commonly used definition.
This is the sort of asshattery that tells me we're all doomed.
#13 Feb 18 2010 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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Based off the poll results, perhaps you should just be focusing your lost faith on your fellow employees.
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#14 Feb 18 2010 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe they misheard you and they thought you were asking if people are mammals!

Actually... wait.

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#15 Feb 18 2010 at 5:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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There is no option for "semi sentiant autonomous robotic construct"
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#16 Feb 18 2010 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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I'm thinking that context matters here...
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#17 Feb 18 2010 at 5:53 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
I'm thinking that context matters here...

You are thinking incorrectly.
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#18 Feb 18 2010 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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SEMANTICS!!!!
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Jophiel wrote:
SEMANTICS!!!!


Anti-Semanticite!
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#20 Feb 18 2010 at 7:37 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
I'm thinking that context matters here...

Context is irrelevant.
#21 Feb 18 2010 at 10:16 PM Rating: Good
How was it said? Stating it as people were part of the animal kingdom? Or just saying "people are animals" which can be taken the more negative way?

Might not be them disagreeing so much as taking it the wrong way?
#22 Feb 18 2010 at 10:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Speaking of losing faith in humanity, what's up with Mathieu Crepel's ironic moustache? (see #7)If Red starts sporting one, well, we'll have to find someone to ********* him.
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#23 Feb 18 2010 at 10:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Red would look utterly charming with an ironic mustache. *****.





















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#24 Feb 18 2010 at 10:31 PM Rating: Decent
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He'd look like a fool! Like a sad French clown.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#25 Feb 18 2010 at 10:33 PM Rating: Decent
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the one vote for False came from ThiefX or Varus.
#26 Feb 19 2010 at 12:38 AM Rating: Excellent
No "meat popsicle"?

Mul-ti pass!
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