Douche. It just flows. There's a music there. It combines well with seemingly harmless nouns, ie douchesac, douchnozzle. It applies to a wide range of fuckery without insulting any particular race or creed.
Yessir, chances are if I hate you, you're getting called a douche and I will luxuriate in the joy of insulting you.
Runner up: asshat.
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Douche. It just flows. There's a music there. It combines well with seemingly harmless nouns, ie douchesac, douchnozzle. It applies to a wide range of fuckery without insulting any particular race or creed.
Yessir, chances are if I hate you, you're getting called a douche and I will luxuriate in the joy of insulting you.
Yessir, chances are if I hate you, you're getting called a douche and I will luxuriate in the joy of insulting you.
I've found out it doesn't translate well as an insult though. Apparently it has different meanings in some foreign languages.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I agree with your feelings about the word "Douche." Heh, it just flows.
Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I like to call people "A wicked retahd" but I'm a bad person so it's ok. I also call people "whores" and things are "gay."
Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I like to call people "A wicked retahd" but I'm a bad person so it's ok. I also call people "whores" and things are "gay."
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
I agree with your feelings about the word "Douche." Heh, it just flows.
Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I like to call people "A wicked retahd" but I'm a bad person so it's ok. I also call people "whores" and things are "gay."
Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I like to call people "A wicked retahd" but I'm a bad person so it's ok. I also call people "whores" and things are "gay."
Glad to know you are thinking of me. Less than three.
"So is your face" has always served me well, especially when it doesn't make any sense given the comment I'm responding to.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I prefer threats over insults.
Edited, Feb 17th 2010 7:27pm by Turin
Edited, Feb 17th 2010 7:27pm by Turin
For a while I used the word 'douchebaggery'.
i.e. You're a douche and I'm tired of your douchebaggery.
i.e. You're a douche and I'm tired of your douchebaggery.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Aside from funting kumquat. . .
Bastage
Knob-head
DiCkwad
FuCk-slap
and the eternal Lancashire idiomatic gem. . .
Gobbin
ETA
And the Scottish. . .
Numpty
Edited, Feb 17th 2010 7:38pm by Nobby
Bastage
Knob-head
DiCkwad
FuCk-slap
and the eternal Lancashire idiomatic gem. . .
Gobbin
ETA
And the Scottish. . .
Numpty
Edited, Feb 17th 2010 7:38pm by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Douchenozzle is fun, so is assface.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
I like dumbass myself as well.
And if I'm ever called Douche or any form of, it's not likely to be taken as an insult as I use it in online names on other forums all the time. Feel free to use asshat.
And if I'm ever called Douche or any form of, it's not likely to be taken as an insult as I use it in online names on other forums all the time. Feel free to use asshat.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
I've found out it doesn't translate well as an insult though.
Demea wrote:
"So is your face" has always served me well, especially when it doesn't make any sense given the comment I'm responding to.
Lord Nobby wrote:
Numpty
The Numpty dance is your chance
to do the numpt
Numbnuts. It's nice and mellifluous.
If I'm actually angry with someone, I prefer shit. Usually in the form of "You're a little shit." I also tend to use "breeder" in an insulting manner, generally, "Stop being such a fucking breeder."
Threads like this are the fucking reason I come to the Asylum.
Threads like this are the fucking reason I come to the Asylum.
Depends on whether I want to express genuine displeasure or just let someone know they fUCked up. Also it depends on how much shock effect I think is needed to get the point across.
In person, I typically prefer sarcasm to insults unless I'm really pissed off. I did call a guy a gaping axe wound once. That was pretty effective but I can't see it ever being a go-to insult.
Twatwaffle is still a good one.
In person, I typically prefer sarcasm to insults unless I'm really pissed off. I did call a guy a gaping axe wound once. That was pretty effective but I can't see it ever being a go-to insult.
Twatwaffle is still a good one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm all about the word cunt. I hear it, it makes me smile, has no hold over me, yet I know that the vast majority of people who do hear the word gasp in outright indignation and jump straight to utter outrage. It elicits a reaction 100% of the time, which is what I'm going for if I'm that pissed off to actually start hauling out the ******** Yup, cunt is a beautiful word.
***-guzzling waffle ****.
Too many adjectives? perhaps.
Too many adjectives? perhaps.
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
I still prefer "dumbass".
Me too, but I'm forbidden to use it around (or in reference to) Thom, even when he does dumbassed things, like run around the house with his eyes closed until he hits a wall and falls over.
Douchenozzle is a nice standby; so is fuckstick. Or dipshit which hearkens back to my childhood.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I don't have a go to so much as a grab bag of handy tricks that I like to whip out from time to time.
Unmitigated waste of atmosphere was once a top player, but there was a special case that it applied to, and he f'ucked up on a daily basis, if not more frequently.
One of my recently departed employees I called professor constantly. It was always said in a mocking tone and he knew I meant it as an insult, because I told him.
As I walk through the local mass retailer, encountering people who can't be assed to get the f'uck to one side of an aisle while filling their shopping cart I'm partial to inconsiderate prick. It gets me looks occasionally, and one guy tried to make something of it once.
I'd say the biggest fall back in rotation at the moment is Canadian. French Canadian if the person is really annoying.
Unmitigated waste of atmosphere was once a top player, but there was a special case that it applied to, and he f'ucked up on a daily basis, if not more frequently.
One of my recently departed employees I called professor constantly. It was always said in a mocking tone and he knew I meant it as an insult, because I told him.
As I walk through the local mass retailer, encountering people who can't be assed to get the f'uck to one side of an aisle while filling their shopping cart I'm partial to inconsiderate prick. It gets me looks occasionally, and one guy tried to make something of it once.
I'd say the biggest fall back in rotation at the moment is Canadian. French Canadian if the person is really annoying.
I seem to unconsciously gravitate to that old clichéd classic, "Mother-fucker"
Said with a very long "uh" where the "o" in mother is.
Said with a very long "uh" where the "o" in mother is.
If I have time to think of it I use Ne Kulturnyi if not I just go with the slang for ****.
Debalic wrote:
so is fuckstick.
Lady DSD wrote:
I'm all about the word cunt. I hear it, it makes me smile, has no hold over me, yet I know that the vast majority of people who do hear the word gasp in outright indignation and jump straight to utter outrage. It elicits a reaction 100% of the time, which is what I'm going for if I'm that pissed off to actually start hauling out the ******** Yup, cunt is a beautiful word.
This.
What can I say? I enjoy the classics.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
For fellow admirers of the 'c' word,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropec u n t_Lane
(take out the spaces)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropec u n t_Lane
(take out the spaces)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Those medieval chaps sure were easily pleased.
My insult of last resort: the ultimate one when no other adequately describes how unwholesome and deprave the actions of another are is:
game show host.
I am thankful my use of it is rare.
game show host.
I am thankful my use of it is rare.
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