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#52 Feb 17 2010 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Since a one on one fight wouldn't be much of a fight I would love to fight smashed, nobby, and redphoenix at the same time.


Varrus, I must warn you... I did 6 years of Judo between the ages of 7 and 13. I had a green belt! That's right, you heard me. Green.

Also, the post-fights drinks would be full of awesome.
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#53 Feb 17 2010 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varrus, I must warn you... I did 6 years of Judo between the ages of 7 and 13. I had a green belt! That's right, you heard me. Green.

So you can surrender with style?
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#54 Feb 17 2010 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Varrus, I must warn you... I did 6 years of Judo between the ages of 7 and 13. I had a green belt! That's right, you heard me. Green.

So you can surrender with style?


Does this mean he'll be wearing green shoes as well?
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#55 Feb 17 2010 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Gbaji never said who he'd fight, but I'd pay good money for a varus/Gbaji vs. Jophiel/Smasharoo tag-team cage match.
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#56 Feb 17 2010 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I dunno, I think varus could do okay. He's probably packing some tard strength.
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#57 Feb 17 2010 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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Gbaji never said who he'd fight, but I'd pay good money for a varus/Gbaji vs. Jophiel/Smasharoo tag-team cage match.


The two not currently fighting should be forging Allakhazam posts.
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#58 Feb 17 2010 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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You can volunteer to come into the arena and see why neither of us has left yet.


You missed a spot.
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#59 Feb 17 2010 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Why me?
Because Katie's banned & you're the next best thing?
Ouch. That right there is more painful than a hair-pulling (I keep my nails long btw).
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#60 Feb 17 2010 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar. That way one of us gains an interesting holiday to the others continent Smiley: nod
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#61 Feb 17 2010 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd wrestle Totem and his black snake while cinematically dangling from a helicopter and unfairly choking his precious poodle.
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#62 Feb 17 2010 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Gbaji never said who he'd fight, but I'd pay good money for a varus/Gbaji vs. Jophiel/Smasharoo tag-team cage match.

Smash & I would get into an argument about Ukraine and wander off to find booze.
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#63 Feb 17 2010 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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(I keep my nails long btw).
Not only do I keep mine long, but I file them unevenly.
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#64 Feb 17 2010 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Why me?
Because Katie's banned & you're the next best thing?
Also: fighting DSD is too close to fighting a dude, I don't take advantage of the drunk or pregnant (Nadenue, Tare), and beating up Samira or Nexa would require me to visit states I prefer to think of as mass hallucinations?


...I'm still trying to figure out if this was a compliment or insult. Either way, thanks? Smiley: dubious
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#65 Feb 17 2010 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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It's a compliment, of course.
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#66 Feb 17 2010 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Smash & I would get into an argument about Ukraine and wander off to find booze.

Would it start with you saying "this is what happens when you put a broad in charge!"?
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#67 Feb 17 2010 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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It would start with me saying "This is what happens when you put a broad in charge of the Ukraine!"
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#68 Feb 17 2010 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.

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#69 Feb 17 2010 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.


Smiley: laugh
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#70 Feb 18 2010 at 4:36 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
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This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.


Smiley: laugh

Since Nadenue is distracted by Samira right now, this is my chance to take advantage!
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#71 Feb 18 2010 at 5:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would fight Kao. I think I can outrun him, even with my bad leg, for a little while. Besides I would rely on old age and treachery overcoming youth and wombats.
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#72 Feb 18 2010 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
Samira wrote:
This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.


Smiley: laugh

Since Nadenue is distracted by Samira right now, this is my chance to take advantage!


It's not fair, picking on the old and drunken... Smiley: frown
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#73 Feb 18 2010 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
Samira wrote:
This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.

Smiley: laugh

Since Nadenue is distracted by Samira right now, this is my chance to take advantage!

It's not fair, picking on the old and drunken... Smiley: frown

Shhh, shhh, I'll make sure you have a fun and invigorating ouchy romp before you gently pass out on the chocolate liquor before The Dark Goddess, Mr Winky and I toss you outside the pool on your back so your death sphincter relaxation doesn't foul the liquor before we take turns pouring more liquor down your open mouth until you smother.
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#74 Feb 18 2010 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now I'm just scared.
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#75 Feb 18 2010 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel: Work complete.
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#76 Feb 18 2010 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel: Work complete.
I didn't know you were a girl.
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