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Exodus, because I could distract him with a block of hard cheddar and hit him with a mallet.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Varus, because he thinks he's a tough guy.
Edited, Feb 16th 2010 10:33pm by Turin
Edited, Feb 16th 2010 10:33pm by Turin
Iamadam, because, well, he started it!
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Timelordwho wrote:
Samira wrote:
I'd mud wrassle Nadenue. We'd secretly replace the mud with chocolate liqueur.
This requires cinematographic evidence.
/cue bow-chicka-wow-wow music
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elinda. 
Edit for Joph: Assume the person has to be your own gender. NO you can't box Nexa. Also, she would own you and then I'd have to live with the shame.
Edited, Feb 16th 2010 7:55pm by Atomicflea
Edit for Joph: Assume the person has to be your own gender. NO you can't box Nexa. Also, she would own you and then I'd have to live with the shame.
Edited, Feb 16th 2010 7:55pm by Atomicflea
I'm a lover not a fighter.
You know, I've never been in a fist fight in my life, or whatever the girlish equivalent is (cept with my sisters, but that doesn't count). Funny, my husband, a big burly guy never has either. We are passivists I guess.
Who I'd like to fight in the Aslyum? Aside from the obvious trolls, I'd go with Ambrya.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I can't think of anyone to fight for any legitimate (or otherwise) reasons, so I'll just pull some Fight Club outta my *** and say...
Jophiel. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
Jophiel. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Cnuts
Anyway, I'd really like to give gbaji's ear a good old pull. He's been such a naughty so-and-so lately. And by "lately" I mean "for the past 42 years", of course.
As for a proper fight... Hmm, probably Zievaar because he's Belgian and they're even weaker than the French.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
As for a proper fight... Hmm, probably Zievaar because he's Belgian and they're even weaker than the French.
Bard, because I feel like he'd be a scrawny little guy and I would distract him with my sexy bod.
Or maybe Pensive, as if I put on some sort of ear protection his primary form of attack (psychological debate) would be ineffective. I feel he's kinda like a mandrake. If you can't hear it, you don't want to kill yourself.
I would have said gbaji, but I figure I would knock myself out after listening to several hours of rambling (but well-spoken) excuses about how our fight is a result of the Democratic agenda.
I wouldn't fight Varus. It would be like kicking a puppy; yeah, he pissed on the floor and ate your favorite slipper, but it's just kind of his nature and after you kick him you feel really bad. He doesn't know any better.
Or maybe Pensive, as if I put on some sort of ear protection his primary form of attack (psychological debate) would be ineffective. I feel he's kinda like a mandrake. If you can't hear it, you don't want to kill yourself.
I would have said gbaji, but I figure I would knock myself out after listening to several hours of rambling (but well-spoken) excuses about how our fight is a result of the Democratic agenda.
I wouldn't fight Varus. It would be like kicking a puppy; yeah, he pissed on the floor and ate your favorite slipper, but it's just kind of his nature and after you kick him you feel really bad. He doesn't know any better.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
If that ever happens, mark my word, I will... hmm... I shall... err... well... oh nevermind, I give up.
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Samira wrote:
I'd mud wrassle Nadenue. We'd secretly replace the mud with chocolate liqueur.
This requires cinematographic evidence.
/cue bow-chicka-wow-wow music
Samira stole my victim!
I'd fight Nadenu for any one of the delicious sticky alcoholic drinks I could obtain over her dead body.
You can volunteer to come into the arena and see why neither of us has left yet.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
There are so many.
I'd love to fight Joph because I want to see just how pink he is in the middle.
I'd love to fight Nobby because I think it'd be fun to see him pause every few minutes to take a pull on the oxygen tank.
I'd love to do a tuck and fight any one of the femmes because, well, boobies.
But in the end, I'd probably pick my favorite admin, set out some wombat traps and beat him to death with the closest thing at hand, which just may happen to be a 12 in black rubber ****.
I'd love to fight Joph because I want to see just how pink he is in the middle.
I'd love to fight Nobby because I think it'd be fun to see him pause every few minutes to take a pull on the oxygen tank.
I'd love to do a tuck and fight any one of the femmes because, well, boobies.
But in the end, I'd probably pick my favorite admin, set out some wombat traps and beat him to death with the closest thing at hand, which just may happen to be a 12 in black rubber ****.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I'd fight locke, and steal his guru.
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Or maybe Pensive
Edited, Feb 17th 2010 9:55am by Xsarus
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Tare, because she's preggers and can't run fast right now 
No matter what female I fought, I'd lose. But if we could fight opposing genders, I'd fight gbaji since he'll frequently leave himself vulnerable to attack by speaking 5 paragraphs in between punches.
If I could fight any Assylumite, regardless of gender, it would be Tare. ******* traitor.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
If I could fight any Assylumite, regardless of gender, it would be Tare. @#%^ing traitor.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
If I could fight any Assylumite, regardless of gender, it would be Tare. @#%^ing traitor.
Or maybe it's just your delusions.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Elinda wrote:
Why me?
Also: fighting DSD is too close to fighting a dude, I don't take advantage of the drunk or pregnant (Nadenue, Tare), and beating up Samira or Nexa would require me to visit states I prefer to think of as mass hallucinations?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Why me?
Also: fighting DSD is too close to fighting a dude, I don't take advantage of the drunk or pregnant (Nadenue, Tare), and beating up Samira or Nexa would require me to visit states I prefer to think of as mass hallucinations?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Since a one on one fight wouldn't be much of a fight I would love to fight smashed, nobby, and redphoenix at the same time.
publiusvarus wrote:
Since a one on one fight wouldn't be much of a fight I would love to fight smashed, nobby, and redphoenix at the same time.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Since a one on one fight wouldn't be much of a fight I would love to fight smashed, nobby, and redphoenix at the same time.
I could probably get someone to set up logistics.
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