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#1 Feb 16 2010 at 7:54 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda. Smiley: mad

Edit for Joph: Assume the person has to be your own gender. NO you can't box Nexa. Also, she would own you and then I'd have to live with the shame.

Edited, Feb 16th 2010 7:55pm by Atomicflea
#2 Feb 16 2010 at 7:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varus.

Because I'm a pacifist at heart and I would never punch a gurl. But its two exceptions I'd be happy to make.
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#3 Feb 16 2010 at 7:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Red, because he's French and so he'd surrender quickly.
#4 Feb 16 2010 at 7:59 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel, for being such a know-it-all
#5 Feb 16 2010 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham wrote:
Red, because he's French and so he'd surrender quickly.
I'm ashamed I didn't think of this first. Smiley: bah
#6 Feb 16 2010 at 8:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kao.

He outweighs me but I'm a little ball of hate. Smiley: mad
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#7 Feb 16 2010 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby because he's, like, a thousand years old and is probably brittle.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#8 Feb 16 2010 at 8:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
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We all assumed, but it's nice to know.
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ball of hate.
You sure are, punkin.
#9 Feb 16 2010 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Paulsol, because I can't stand tree huggers and he'd deserve it for that accent we all know he has.
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#10 Feb 16 2010 at 8:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot

Because I need to move up the ladder somehow.
#11 Feb 16 2010 at 8:07 PM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
that accent we all know he has.
The accent isn't the problem.

The inexplicable fondness for sheep is.
#12 Feb 16 2010 at 8:07 PM Rating: Good
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Angsty, because, after meeting him, I'm fairly sure he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Also, he's skinnier than me.
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#13 Feb 16 2010 at 8:10 PM Rating: Good
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I could probably take GwynapNud in a fight.
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#14 Feb 16 2010 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel, Paulsol and Redphoenixx.

Because they're young and prolly had just a few hundred fights in their callow youth.
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#15 Feb 16 2010 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Jophiel, Paulsol and Redphoenixx.

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Someone's angling for a hip replacement!
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#16 Feb 16 2010 at 8:21 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, contrary to past photografik evidence I'm not as young as you may think. Not compared to Red anyway. And Joph must be about 112 with a post count as infeasibly large as his is.
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#17 Feb 16 2010 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
If memory serves (which it does rarely, if ever) Joph's five (give or take three) years older than I am. (Call it "early 30s".)

At any rate, I believe he started on his mountain o' posts before he could legally drink.
#18 Feb 16 2010 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd mud wrassle Nadenue. We'd secretly replace the mud with chocolate liqueur.

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#19 Feb 16 2010 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd mud wrassle Nadenue. We'd secretly replace the mud with chocolate liqueur.


This requires cinematographic evidence.
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#20 Feb 16 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
little
We all assumed, but it's nice to know.
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ball of hate.
You sure are, punkin.


I've been told I have '*****'.
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#21 Feb 16 2010 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I've been told I have '*****'.

You had *****. You left it in a sock.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#22 Feb 16 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I've been told I have '*****'.

You had *****. You left it in a sock.


Just one sock?
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#23 Feb 16 2010 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I've been told I have '*****'.

You had *****. You left it in a sock.


Just one sock?
I feel so sorry for your mother.
#24 Feb 16 2010 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham wrote:
Red, because he's French and so he'd surrender quickly.


You stole my line! Bastadge... ;)

Is this like a gladiatorial match? Maybe like a Thunderdome thing? Two men enter, one man leaves? Or a more formal duel type affair? Cause it would make a difference...

Ok. It really wouldn't, but I couldn't stop at a one line post. I'm weak that way.
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#25 Feb 16 2010 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I've been told I have '*****'.

You had *****. You left it in a sock.


Just one sock?
I feel so sorry for your mother.
She's probably relieved that her only grandchild will be a sock.
#26 Feb 16 2010 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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Ok. It really wouldn't, but I couldn't stop at a one line post. I'm weak that way.
Obligatory "answer the question" reminder.
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