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#1 Feb 12 2010 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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With music and talk of what one would do without ones digits (or digitalis or digital gimcracks, I forget), this seems the time and place to bring up that forgotten pastime the bawdy song. It is said (sadly in apparent error) that Kipling penned "The ******* King of England" and in the Incomplete Enchanter the Blatant Beast was introduced to "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell". If one checks around the Internet, Terry Pratchett can be found singing the Hedgehog Song.

Here then is the chance to think back to a time that probably involved alcohol and share your favorite bawdy songs (while being mindful of any applicable administrative issues).

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I'd play with their corsets and fondle their curls.
'Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,
Now you'd never get treated that way by a moose.




#2 Feb 12 2010 at 10:52 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Feb 12 2010 at 10:52 PM Rating: Good
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Rhodekylle wrote:
With music and talk of what one would do without ones digits (or digitalis or digital gimcracks, I forget), this seems the time and place to bring up that forgotten pastime the bawdy song. It is said (sadly in apparent error) that Kipling penned "The ******* King of England" and in the Incomplete Enchanter the Blatant Beast was introduced to "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell". If one checks around the Internet, Terry Pratchett can be found singing the Hedgehog Song.

Here then is the chance to think back to a time that probably involved alcohol and share your favorite bawdy songs (while being mindful of any applicable administrative issues).

MooseSong wrote:
When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I'd play with their corsets and fondle their curls.
'Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,
Now you'd never get treated that way by a moose.






Thank you, now I had load up Winamp so I could listen to some Dropkick Murphys.
#4 Feb 13 2010 at 12:37 AM Rating: Good
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Better.
#5 Feb 13 2010 at 1:56 AM Rating: Decent
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#6 Feb 13 2010 at 2:26 AM Rating: Good
People listen to some stupid-assed sh;t. Allegory, forgetting the moderate amusement one could get from the awful lyric translation, why in holy hell would you subject yourself to the music? It's bloody terrible.
#7 Feb 13 2010 at 3:03 AM Rating: Good
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I'm posting with an anime avatar in a thread about bawdy music and described my link as "cute." I'm not sure what you were expecting that clip to contain. The Grateful Dead?
#8 Feb 13 2010 at 4:42 AM Rating: Good
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He saves fallen women from sin.
He'll save you a blonde for a five dollars.

My God, how the money rolls in.


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#9 Feb 13 2010 at 5:34 AM Rating: Good
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#10 Feb 13 2010 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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How do you get to link to The Big Taboo and your *** is unmuted? I'm not reporting you or anything. Just sayin'.

Edited, Feb 13th 2010 8:36am by Atomicflea
#11 Feb 13 2010 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
Also, that song kind of sucks. If anything, a warning that it's crappy metal might be warranted.
#12 Feb 13 2010 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Also, that song kind of sucks. If anything, a warning that it's crappy metal might be warranted.

People screaming != metal.
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#13 Feb 13 2010 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Hedgehog Song.

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#14 Feb 13 2010 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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How do you get to link to The Big Taboo and your *** is unmuted? I'm not reporting you or anything. Just sayin'.

Key distinction: she didn't infer connection to anyone with paid authority for this particular domain...
#15 Feb 13 2010 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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How do you get to link to The Big Taboo and your *** is unmuted? I'm not reporting you or anything. Just sayin'.

Key distinction: she didn't infer connection to anyone with paid authority for this particular domain...

Allegory is a female?
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#16 Feb 13 2010 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.
#17 Feb 13 2010 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.

As long as there's no sex, amirite??
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Whatever math tutor would wear a full body latex suit for you? I'm catering to a niche market here.
#19 Feb 13 2010 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.
You'd be ridiculously overpriced, 's what you'd be.
#20 Feb 13 2010 at 8:08 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Allegory wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.
You'd be ridiculously overpriced, 's what you'd be.

Actually, that sounds about right, if the authors of SuperFreakonomics are to be believed:

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She [initially] set her fee at $300 an hour — that’s what most other women of her caliber seemed to be charging — with a few discount options: $500 for two hours or $2,400 for a twelve-hour sleepover. … Eventually she raised her fee to $350 an hour. She expected demand to fall, but it didn’t. So a few months later, she raised it to $400. Again, there was no discernible drop- off in demand. Allie was a bit peeved with herself. Plainly she had been charging too little the whole time.

But at least she was able to strategically exploit her fee change by engaging in a little price discrimination. She grandfathered in her favorite clients at the old rate but told her less- favorite clients that an hour now cost $400 — and if they balked, she had a handy excuse to cut them loose. There were always more where they came from.

It wasn’t long before she raised her fee again, to $450 an hour, and a few months later to $500. In the space of a couple of years, Allie had increased her price by 67 percent, and yet she saw practically no decrease in demand. Her price hikes revealed another surprise: the more she charged, the less actual sex she was having. At $300 an hour, she had a string of one-hour appointments with each man wanting to get in as much action as he could. But charging $500 an hour, she was often wined and dined — “a four-hour dinner date that ends with a twenty-minute sexual encounter,” she says, “even though I was the same girl, dressed the same, and had the same conversations as when I charged $300.”
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#21 Feb 14 2010 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Allegory wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.
You'd be ridiculously overpriced, 's what you'd be.

Actually, that sounds about right,


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$300 an hour — that’s what most other women of her caliber seemed to be charging
The error in your assumption lies here.
#22 Feb 15 2010 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Demea wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Allegory wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Allegory is a female?

For 500 dollars an hour, honey, I'm whatever you want me to be.
You'd be ridiculously overpriced, 's what you'd be.

Actually, that sounds about right,


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$300 an hour — that’s what most other women of her caliber seemed to be charging
The error in your assumption lies here.

There error in your rebuttal lies there.
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