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#1 Feb 11 2010 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Arab groom divorces hairy bride. I have to say, I feel sorry for the chick. She should have kept it on till after the honeymoon. Smiley: frown



#2 Feb 11 2010 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Arab groom divorces hairy bride. I have to say, I feel sorry for the chick. She should have kept it on till after the honeymoon. Smiley: frown
Eh, the guys sounds like a jerk. She's probably better off without him.


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#3 Feb 11 2010 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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Arab groom divorces hairy bride. I have to say, I feel sorry for the chick. She should have kept it on till after the honeymoon. Smiley: frown
Eh, the guys sounds like a jerk. She's probably better off without him.


He's a jerk, but so is she. She began their relationship with a lie.
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#4 Feb 11 2010 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Will no-body think of the razors?
#5 Feb 11 2010 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Will no-body think of the razors?
Women don't use razors or their faces - waxing, tweezing or electrolysis.
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#6 Feb 11 2010 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
And he apparently WAS tricked. His mother in law showed him pictures of her prettier sister.
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Normally it only costs 2 bits a gander. Poor guy had to pay for a whole wedding.
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#8 Feb 11 2010 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would imagine electrolysis wasn't an option, since the doctor would be male.

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#9 Feb 11 2010 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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A doctor who examined the jilted bride, who is also a doctor, did not find any medical reason for her facial hair.

So... what? Wizards?
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#10 Feb 11 2010 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sin, clearly.

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#11 Feb 11 2010 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
I would imagine electrolysis wasn't an option, since the doctor would be male.



Why would the doctor have to be male? The bride in question is a doctor herself, according to the article. Can only male doctors actually practice there?
#12 Feb 11 2010 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nope. Maybe she can find a female dermatologist, then. I'm surprised she hasn't already, since it's obviously a problem for her.

Maybe cosmetic procedures are frowned upon.

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#13 Feb 11 2010 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would seem that any beautification surgery is not allowed because you are changing the creation of alla. There are apparently allowances for reconstruction surgery after an accident.

http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/47694
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#14 Feb 11 2010 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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All well and good until you get left at the altar by your horrified bridegroom.

Well, it hasn't been that long since fundy Christians would say your looks are what God intended and you just have to live with it. Some probably still do, in fact.

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#15 Feb 11 2010 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
Some of them do. The rest of them say that's why God invented capitalism, so you can get rich enough to pay for plastic surgery.
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Some of them do. The rest of them say that's why God invented capitalism, so you can get rich enough to pay for plastic surgery.
I like those ones.

Edited, Feb 11th 2010 1:53pm by Uglysasquatch
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#17 Feb 11 2010 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Well if the woman isn't allowed to alter her body in anyway, she has now missed her chance to ninja-epilate. Now the whole world knows and expects the bearded lady.

I dare-say the peoples of this world are a bit over-the-top in their expectations of hairless womminz. We are mammals after all.
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#18 Feb 11 2010 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Somewhere a fetishist is even now writing the first draft of a very nervous letter.

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#19 Feb 11 2010 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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Somewhere a fetishist is even now writing the first draft of a very nervous letter.



I was thinking of the American **** offers she'll be getting now. Gunna pay back that $137k real quick.
#20 Feb 11 2010 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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He demanded [...] the bride be examined for "hormonal deficiencies."
Was my favorite part.
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#21 Feb 11 2010 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Odd.

Arabic women are known for their fastidious hair removal.....
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#22 Feb 11 2010 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Odd.

Arabic women are known for their fastidious hair removal.....
. . . only below the neck sir. Only below the neck.
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