For you NonbreedersFollow

Thank you, now I know what I'm doing April First.

I found the toys at Borders, of all places. And while I know it's not exclusive to breeders to deal with shenanigans like this, they don't have to worry about it happening at anytime from the fruit of their loins

This.

Although, I'd like to modify it a bit since my mother is deathly afraid of mice. Anyone know where I can buy fake mouse droppings?

Who's Wint?

One more reason to be glad I have girls. The only person trying to give them toys like this is me so I am pretty much aware of that side of the spectrum.

When I was young and dramatic and waaaay too influenced by telenovelas, I would pop off Malibu Ken's head, use food coloring and water to fill the cavity, then have Dance Magic Barbie smack him right off the Dream House elevator. It was quite a show.

My mom never gave it the appreciation it deserved.

My little brother did this to me when I was a teenager... or so I thought. It was a combination of cleaning my bedroom for his birthday party and the giant bag of plastic snakes that were given to him, by someone. The next day, I saw one sitting on my backpack in the middle of my nice clean room, grabbed it out of exasperation, and it jumped out of my ******* hand.

So be glad it wasn't real. I'd rather have the "OMG!!!- oh it's fake" moment than then "Oh look at the fake-OMG!!!!!!!!!!" Because panic promptly ensued, what with a baby garter snake loose in the house and all.