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#1 Feb 07 2010 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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Royle Family actor may stand for Socialist Labour party

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Royle Family actor Ricky Tomlinson is considering standing in the general election for the Socialist Labour party. The 70-year-old is protesting over a prospective Labour candidate, Londoner Luciana Berger, 28, being "parachuted" into the Liverpool Wavertree constituency. Tomlinson criticised Berger for a lack of local knowledge after she admitted not knowing who Bill Shankly was or who performed Ferry Cross The Mersey. If selected, he said his campaign slogan might be "Berger? My ************ in reference to Joe Royle's catchphrase.


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#2 Feb 07 2010 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Actors running for high office? Crazy talk.

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#3 Feb 07 2010 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Lady GwynapNud wrote:
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If selected, he said his campaign slogan might be "Berger? My ************ in reference to Joe Royle's catchphrase.

He could just shorten it to "**** Berger!" then refuse to talk to anyone.
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#4 Feb 07 2010 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Lady GwynapNud wrote:
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If selected, he said his campaign slogan might be "Berger? My ************ in reference to Joe Royle's catchphrase.

He could just shorten it to "**** Berger!" then refuse to talk to anyone.


Thats coming dangerously close to '*** Clown'.
#5 Feb 07 2010 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ricky Tomlinson has been an active Marxist all his working life. As a Liverpool dock worker he served time in prison for taking part in a picket that Thatcher's draconian anti-union laws (upheld by Bliar) deemed illegal.

He also plays a mean banjo and has a nose shaped like a syphilitic *****.
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#6 Feb 07 2010 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
Nobby wrote:
Ricky Tomlinson has been an active Marxist all his working life. As a Liverpool dock worker he served time in prison for taking part in a picket that Thatcher's draconian anti-union laws (upheld by Bliar) deemed illegal.

He also plays a mean banjo and has a nose shaped like a syphilitic *****.


I say, Nobby old chap, you seem to have unintentionally reversed the order of the a and i in Blair's name.
#7 Feb 07 2010 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
I say, Nobby old chap, you seem to have unintentionally reversed the order of the a and i in Blair's name.
I have no clue how that happened. I did not attempt to mislead, and I stand by my convictions.
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#8 Feb 07 2010 at 6:41 PM Rating: Good
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What have you been convicted of Nobster?
I mean the ones you will stand by?
#9 Feb 07 2010 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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Jonwin wrote:
What have you been convicted of Nobster?
Posession of Wit in a hard-thinking area.
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#10 Feb 07 2010 at 8:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, that was a bum rap. Sorry to hear it.

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#11 Feb 08 2010 at 1:12 AM Rating: Good
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Not nearly as sorry as he was to take it, I'm sure.
#12 Feb 08 2010 at 1:32 AM Rating: Good
Nobby wrote:
He also plays a mean banjo and has a nose shaped like a syphilitic *****.
Well, looks like he's got at least two things going for him, which almost makes up for him being an actor.
#13 Feb 08 2010 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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If you look carefully, Tomlinson has the same nose as Moebiuslord
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#14 Feb 08 2010 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
Thiomersal was big in vaccines when you were a child, wasn't it?
#15 Feb 08 2010 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Thiomersal was big in vaccines when you were a child, wasn't it?
Well I have been described as "mercurial"
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#16 Feb 08 2010 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
Honestly, who gets that but an aging Red Coat cnut with ties to the NHS? I'll always come back for Noddy.
#17 Feb 08 2010 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Christ I've missed Moe
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#18 Feb 08 2010 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
Aww, how sweet.

I can feel the tears coming on again.
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