Ew EQII.
Bode Story!
We were raiding Sunwell Plateau and Wrath of the Lich King expac was getting close and my raiding guild started to get flaky. Turns out our Mage (an Alaskan Albino) had a fetish for e-banging tanks. Our GM and MT was a scrawny nerd doing a double master and they were pretty serious. Then the GM found out she was also staring in skype **** for our Bear Tank. Sh'it hit the fan. The bear tank flew from Arizona to Alaska to bang the mage IRL only to be so hideous that
even a female chunky version of Powder turned him down. The GM quit. Somehow a video of her doing insertions made it on the guild forums, the next day at least half the guild rolled tanks hoping to bang a troll. Which I don't get, because even if you turned off the lights you could still see this girl, she was a morloc.