So, yeah, whiskey tango dot dot dot.
Who's f'ucking who, anyone new worth not lambasting, anything else remotely relevant?
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
anyone new worth not lambasting
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
So, yeah, whiskey tango dot dot dot.
Who's f'ucking who, anyone new worth not lambasting, anything else remotely relevant?
Who's f'ucking who, anyone new worth not lambasting, anything else remotely relevant?
The same people are f'ucking the same people. DSD and Tare just cannot stop getting knocked up. Nothing new, really.
How's about you? You've been MIA for a while now...change jobs or something?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
BT and Guenny are getting married. Thats new. I guess I would be new and I hope I'm "worth not Iambasting". Welcome back person I don't know. Stick around.
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No. If you don't know us, you won't care to.
Don't kid yourself, some of you I know and don't care to.
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The same people are f'ucking the same people. DSD and Tare just cannot stop getting knocked up. Nothing new, really.
How's about you? You've been MIA for a while now...change jobs or something?
How's about you? You've been MIA for a while now...change jobs or something?
Mental images of Pregnant Tare & DSD are another 40% of why I still stop in...
Wait, what?
I did change jobs, actually. Nothing too terribly exciting but I finally moved in to the corner office, so I got that goin for me, which is nice. Moe Jr. 2 is now 9 months old. Moe Jr. loves having a baby brother. He's doing the school thing now. Wife still talks to me on a semi-regular basis and hasn't kicked me out yet.
Moe wrote:
Mental images of Pregnant Tare & DSD are another 40% of why I still stop in...
Here's the weird thing. They both moved to the same town in North Carolina and hang out together. I'm starting to wonder what they get up to down there.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
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No. If you don't know us, you won't care to.
Don't kid yourself, some of you I know and don't care to.
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The same people are f'ucking the same people. DSD and Tare just cannot stop getting knocked up. Nothing new, really.
How's about you? You've been MIA for a while now...change jobs or something?
How's about you? You've been MIA for a while now...change jobs or something?
Mental images of Pregnant Tare & DSD are another 40% of why I still stop in...
Wait, what?
I did change jobs, actually. Nothing too terribly exciting but I finally moved in to the corner office, so I got that goin for me, which is nice. Moe Jr. 2 is now 9 months old. Moe Jr. loves having a baby brother. He's doing the school thing now. Wife still talks to me on a semi-regular basis and hasn't kicked me out yet.
You're such a sweet talker
I hope it doesnt affect your post count potential if I let it slip there is no way in hell I'm getting knocked up again. Dealing with 3 rugrats is plenty for me. Gratz on Moe Jr 2.0 Pics plz kkthxlala.
Do you still have nice tits? If not, GTFO.
Samira wrote:
Moe wrote:
Mental images of Pregnant Tare & DSD are another 40% of why I still stop in...
Here's the weird thing. They both moved to the same town in North Carolina and hang out together. I'm starting to wonder what they get up to down there.
My original hypothesis had to do with the local nuclear plant, but seeing how Soren doesnt have any extra toes, ears, or 1 eyeball, that theory seemed to lose it's validity.DSD wrote:
I hope it doesnt affect your post count potential if I let it slip there is no way in hell I'm getting knocked up again.
Momma, don't take my Kodachrome away.
Samira wrote:
They both moved to the same town in North Carolina and hang out together. I'm starting to wonder what they get up to down there.
I was here for that. I was running that scenario in my mind from the first time they mentioned it...
Since Sami chimed in, now I'll make a Flea reference so that all 5 20% can be represented.
Now we all know why I came back. The femmes. I missed them.
EDIT: Clarification - Nadenue doesn't count. She objectifies me, and I am more than a piece of meat.
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:43am by MoebiusLord
Aww. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I thought you'd succumbed to **** cancer.
How does your future wife feel about that herpes I gave you?
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:59am by MoebiusLord
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:59am by MoebiusLord
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
How does your future wife feel about that herpes I gave you?
I can't speak for Guenny, but I'm of the opinion that they've made *me* a better dancer.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I can't speak for Guenny, but I'm of the opinion that they've made *me* a better dancer.
Nexa
Nexa
One of the mysteries of the universe. BT gives me a hummer and you get a better groove.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
EDIT: Clarification - Nadenue doesn't count. She objectifies me, and I am more than a piece of meat.
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:43am by MoebiusLord
Says you. I'm still ******* to your pic, though
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Since Sami chimed in, now I'll make a Flea reference so that all 5 20% can be represented.
Now we all know why I came back. The femmes. I missed them.
EDIT: Clarification - Nadenue doesn't count. She objectifies me, and I am more than a piece of meat.
Now we all know why I came back. The femmes. I missed them.
EDIT: Clarification - Nadenue doesn't count. She objectifies me, and I am more than a piece of meat.
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Says you. I'm still ******* to your pic, though
Ok, now I'm hard.
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Oh it's a total tunafest in here now. I'm pretty sure the women outnumber the men.
So there are less cnuts now then? As a percentage of the population?
Mooooeee!
YAY!
Not much new here. Yes, yes my inability to use birth control has come back to haunt me again. I am now "immigrant" in this strange land but deep down they'll never kill the pinko lefty Canuck in me. My thumb tip seems to have no feeling in it today. I think I dried my face with a towel that had pee on it this morning. I was asleep my 9:30pm last night.
What brings you by? Did you get laid off or something?
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 1:14pm by Tare
YAY!
Not much new here. Yes, yes my inability to use birth control has come back to haunt me again. I am now "immigrant" in this strange land but deep down they'll never kill the pinko lefty Canuck in me. My thumb tip seems to have no feeling in it today. I think I dried my face with a towel that had pee on it this morning. I was asleep my 9:30pm last night.
What brings you by? Did you get laid off or something?
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 1:14pm by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Good to see you back. Moe. I've missed your incendiary posts and will remember to bring my fire retardant suit, when I post in political threads.
I think I became grand mom to one cute little girl and look like I have 2 step grand children before the year ends, since you disappeared.
I think I became grand mom to one cute little girl and look like I have 2 step grand children before the year ends, since you disappeared.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
How does your future wife feel about that herpes I gave you?
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:59am by MoebiusLord
Edited, Feb 5th 2010 9:59am by MoebiusLord
Luckily they're only ****, and I stay away from there.
Group hug!
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
So there are less cnuts now then? As a percentage of the population?
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Nobby is still around, Katie is gone. Not sure if it's less cnutty or we just aren't as elitist anymore.
We is disappointed.
Alot of people quit.
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