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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
I'm really just trying to gross the hell out of Smash, who would have to leave the room if I attempted to apply such a thing in his presence.
Besides, I'm expecting Nobby to come back with something about *****, specifically his.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
I'm really just trying to gross the hell out of Smash, who would have to leave the room if I attempted to apply such a thing in his presence.
Dear Sir -
It grows more obvious with each passing moment that inevitability is setting in with relation to becoming a cantankerous, bitter old man with nothing but trite stories of past glory and rapidly fading memories of the last woman under that age of 18 that allowed me to defile her.
Would you do me the favour of detailing for us the path you've taken to your current state that I might identify the problem and correct it post haste?
With great appreciation,
Moe
It grows more obvious with each passing moment that inevitability is setting in with relation to becoming a cantankerous, bitter old man with nothing but trite stories of past glory and rapidly fading memories of the last woman under that age of 18 that allowed me to defile her.
Would you do me the favour of detailing for us the path you've taken to your current state that I might identify the problem and correct it post haste?
With great appreciation,
Moe
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
I'm really just trying to gross the hell out of Smash, who would have to leave the room if I attempted to apply such a thing in his presence.
Was there any doubt that he had a few...oh...let's say idiosyncrasies?
Hey, I'm not one to talk.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Dear Nobby,
Why aren't you going to the STO Record attempt for me?
Why aren't you going to the STO Record attempt for me?
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Dear Nobby,
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
Are you aware of any type of moisturizing oil that I can massage into my body that will make it smooth, soft, and a little shiny that will fully absorb into my skin leaving no residue on the sheets?
Thanks,
Nexa
I'm really just trying to gross the hell out of Smash, who would have to leave the room if I attempted to apply such a thing in his presence.
Was there any doubt that he had a few...oh...let's say idiosyncrasies?
Hey, I'm not one to talk.
Nexa
I thought it was because he's really gay.
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
I thought it was because he's really gay.
Probably...I am pretty boyish looking.
I tell him to come out of the closet all the time...usually when he's singing show tunes or telling me about designer handbags. No, I'm not kidding.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nadenue wrote:
I thought it was because he's really gay.
With that hair? Not a chance in hell.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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With that hair? Not a chance in hell.
Bears get love, too.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
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With that hair? Not a chance in hell.
Bears get love, too.
Last I saw he wasn't so much a bear as a sheepdog.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Quote:
Last I saw he wasn't so much a bear as a sheepdog.
Have you seen what they do to sheepdogs in Scotland?
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
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Last I saw he wasn't so much a bear as a sheepdog.
Have you seen what they do to sheepdogs in Scotland?
Hey, McLeod! Get offa mah ewe.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Or I sick a creepy stalker on the both of you!
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Nexa wrote:
I tell him to come out of the closet all the time...usually when he's singing show tunes or telling me about designer handbags. No, I'm not kidding.
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