That's right, kittens. Not only do I give excellent advice, but I have opinions about all sorts of ****, and I want to share. Ask and you shall receive speshul words from me to you.
I will only demean you if your name is varus, you farm okra, or you're a dirty ginger.
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Dear FleaFollow
My grandparents grow okra, among other things, and I like it just fine. What's your problem with okra!?
Dear Flea,
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
How do you "reduce" a friend? Do you tell them straight out that you are not getting what you need from the friendship? Or do you just slowLY cut down on seeing them?
DAMMIT
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:58pm by Tare
DAMMIT
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:58pm by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
or you're a dirty ginger.
That leaves me out.
How long after a guy has broken up with his boyfriend should one wait before asking him out?
Catch: the guy and his ex still live together.
Catch: the guy and his ex still live together.
Ehcks wrote:
My grandparents grow okra, among other things, and I like it just fine. What's your problem with okra!?
Dear Flea,
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
Tare wrote:
How do you "reduce" a friend? Do you tell them straight out that you are not getting what you need from the friendship? Or do you just slowY cut down on seeing them?
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:54pm by Tare
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:54pm by Tare
Hahaha, try again. Dork.
Dear Flea,
How do you suggest building up self-discipline to start and maintain a new project?
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A Fan
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Master Dozer wrote:
Dear Flea,
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Master Dozer wrote:
Dear Flea,
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
That's funny you say that, because they've already announced that they are back ordered and cannot take any further orders. A Local Blog wrote:
A Neighbor writes in to tell us that unless you have the Patience of Job to avoid trying to shop in the supermarkets. She reports a "perfect storm" due to the combination of the incoming blizzard, Superbowl preparation and the usual Washington, D.C. oddity of mass panicked shopping before snow hits. She went to the McLean Giant early this morning and even at that hour reports no parking, poor selection of food (all the ground meat is gone --- chili for the Superbowl), enormous lines of shoppers five deep with huge carts, and a fire truck. It took her 2 1/2 hours to get in and out. Peapod deliveries have all been snapped up. And Harris Teeter is calling its customers who have placed orders to tell them that they are simply out of food and cannot fulfill orders. If you can get by with what you have or pick up something at the 7-ll you will be far better off than trying a supermarket.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 3:07pm by Dozer
LockeColeMA wrote:
Dear Flea,
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
If they smile and reciprocate, a rueful comment about the cold or traffic to see if they're receptive to conversation. If you can, be helpful by offering directions or assistance, but don't enter their personal space.
More than what you say, it's how you say it. Smile warmly, but don't stare. Not everyone's going to want to be friends. Just keep practicing.
Tare wrote:
How do you "reduce" a friend? Do you tell them straight out that you are not getting what you need from the friendship? Or do you just slowLY cut down on seeing them?
DAMMIT
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:58pm by Tare
DAMMIT
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 2:58pm by Tare
Seriously, I've always preferred the direct route, but if confrontation gives you hives, then just be busy when they call and don't make plans to go out. If they bring it up, just tell them you are busy. Unless they are crazy needy, they'll get the message. If they don't, you may just have to explain your discomfort and ask for time to work through it. You may just need a break.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
Dear Flea,
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
I find it difficult to approach people I don't know. Are there shortcuts to this, perhaps useful opening lines or conversation starters?
If they smile and reciprocate, a rueful comment about the cold or traffic to see if they're receptive to conversation. If you can, be helpful by offering directions or assistance, but don't enter their personal space.
More than what you say, it's how you say it. Smile warmly, but don't stare. Not everyone's going to want to be friends. Just keep practicing.
Damn, NixNot told me to "stick it in their butt"! I knew I should have gotten a second opinion... thanks Flea!
Also, pics are on facebook if you want to check them out; I'm friends with several Alla-femmes :D
Nadenu Delivers on Time wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
or you're a dirty ginger.
That leaves me out.
Master Dozer wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Master Dozer wrote:
Dear Flea,
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
Here in the DC area, Snowmageddon is upon us. With 16-24" of snow in our forecast, mass hysteria has struck the nation's capital. Given that it would take a feat of amazing patience to weather the grocery store, how do you suggest I make my way through the gauntlet and procure my milk, eggs and bread - the staples, apparently, for Snowmageddon survival.
Best wishes,
Dozer
That's funny you say that, because they've already announced that they are back ordered and cannot take any further orders. A Local Blog wrote:
A Neighbor writes in to tell us that unless you have the Patience of Job to avoid trying to shop in the supermarkets. She reports a "perfect storm" due to the combination of the incoming blizzard, Superbowl preparation and the usual Washington, D.C. oddity of mass panicked shopping before snow hits. She went to the McLean Giant early this morning and even at that hour reports no parking, poor selection of food (all the ground meat is gone --- chili for the Superbowl), enormous lines of shoppers five deep with huge carts, and a fire truck. It took her 2 1/2 hours to get in and out. Peapod deliveries have all been snapped up. And Harris Teeter is calling its customers who have placed orders to tell them that they are simply out of food and cannot fulfill orders. If you can get by with what you have or pick up something at the 7-ll you will be far better off than trying a supermarket.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 3:07pm by Dozer
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
That's cool. In that case I'll go with the old standby: put on your snowsuit and walk to the store, you big sissie.
Oh, but it is SO FAR!!
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 3:27pm by Dozer
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Samira wrote:
Hahaha, try again. Dork. 
Dear Flea,
How do you suggest building up self-discipline to start and maintain a new project?
Regards,
A Fan
Dear Flea,
How do you suggest building up self-discipline to start and maintain a new project?
Regards,
A Fan
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I will only demean you if your name is varus, you farm okra, or you're a dirty ginger.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 4:29pm by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Bardalicious wrote:
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I will only demean you if your name is varus, you farm okra, or you're a dirty ginger.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 4:29pm by Uglysasquatch
Dear Flea,
I'm having a hard time making friends in Chicago due to the fact most people here suck. Any thoughts?
Confused in Chicago.
I'm having a hard time making friends in Chicago due to the fact most people here suck. Any thoughts?
Confused in Chicago.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Samira wrote:
Hahaha, try again. Dork.
Dear Flea,
How do you suggest building up self-discipline to start and maintain a new project?
Regards,
A Fan
Dear Flea,
How do you suggest building up self-discipline to start and maintain a new project?
Regards,
A Fan
Personal. I want to get into a habit of writing regularly, but oy, vey! Am I ever easily distracted.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Dear Flea,
Why is Canada so awesome?
Best wishes,
Xsarus
Why is Canada so awesome?
Best wishes,
Xsarus
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