This goes out to lovers of the vajayjay, and those of us shiny possession of one of our very own. Alternet put out a list of the six weirdest things women do to their vaginas. Some of them I had heard of (bleaching), some of them not so much (****** mints!?). Not being a carpet-muncher myself, I'm frankly awed by the amount of effort spent prettifying an area you usually don't need to do much to attract a healthy male/female to outside of regular ob/gyn checkups, a shower and the grooming of your choice.
In other words wtf? Any of you have any experience with any of these? I'm not sure I want anything as caustic as bleach anywhere near my ladybits.
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Hey, I wash it in the shower and keep it trimmed up. That's the extent of the "care" I take with my beaver.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Now in exciting new scents! Like Vaginilla! Crotchocolate! Labia-lime!
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Labiaplasty... /giggle.
I think I might like to judge the effectiveness of 'gina mints some day.
I think I might like to judge the effectiveness of 'gina mints some day.
It's a scientific fact that if your husband doesn't love you, it's the fault of your stinky cooch.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
According to JLoHew, you can also bedazzle it when you need a pick-me-up.
Jophiel wrote:
It's a scientific fact that if your husband doesn't love you, it's the fault of your stinky cooch.
I take good care of my wife's ladybits. Even gave it a nice trim last night. It doesn't need any mints or trinkets or shit like that.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Mine gets scrubbed clean, usually on a daily basis, and trimmed occasionally. My husband hasn't informed me of any complaints . . . usually if he's complaining about any body odor from me, it's my feet. (I finally caved in and washed my kitty slippers.)
catwho wrote:
Mine gets scrubbed clean, usually on a daily basis, and trimmed occasionally. My husband hasn't informed me of any complaints . . . usually if he's complaining about any body odor from me, it's my feet. (I finally caved in and washed my kitty slippers.)
Oh, the stories I could tell about my wife's rancid feet!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Oh, the stories I could tell about my wife's rancid feet!
Nope, she's not a forum type.
She has incredibly nasty foot-sweat. When I was living at Riverside and she was staying there every other day, it got so bad that she had to switch sneakers every few weeks. I would take one pair, fill them with Dr. Scholl's foot deodorant and tie them up in a plastic bag then put them outside my bedroom door for a month. It was still bad enough that my roommate complained about the stench.
She has incredibly nasty foot-sweat. When I was living at Riverside and she was staying there every other day, it got so bad that she had to switch sneakers every few weeks. I would take one pair, fill them with Dr. Scholl's foot deodorant and tie them up in a plastic bag then put them outside my bedroom door for a month. It was still bad enough that my roommate complained about the stench.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Zut alors! Just throw her shoes away.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Zut alors! Just throw her shoes away.
My husband tried to throw a pair of my shoes away once.... only once... he won't make that mistake again.
My first out of hospital full shave was just recently, my man enjoyed a nice long trip south as he shaved me! It was, by far, one of the most terrifying and sensual experiences of my life. My vajayjay is well cared for!
I shudder at the thought of bleach being anywhere near my netherregion. I wash, I trim, and a few times, trimmed into fun shapes for the hell of it. Thats about my extent.
My mother ruined many pairs of shoes of mine that she 'borrowed' with her rancid foot odor. 
Stop ruining this good thread about vaginas with your talk of disgusting foot odor.
Edited, Feb 3rd 2010 1:05pm by KTurner
Edited, Feb 3rd 2010 1:05pm by KTurner
KTurner wrote:
Stop ruining this good thread about vaginas with your talk of disgusting foot odor.
MDenham wrote:
KTurner wrote:
Stop ruining this good thread about vaginas with your talk of disgusting foot odor.
Sorry MD, I'm with KT on this one. Women talking about vags is just my cup of tea. Keep the feet out of it.
I've douched before in the 1980s. It was a weird time.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
I've douched before in the 1980s. It was a weird time.
Speaking of cooch, this is one of the more disturbing images I've seen lately. (NSFAnyone) Is that her labia?
Edited, Feb 3rd 2010 11:43pm by Atomicflea
I dunno, but it looks damn uncomfortable. :(
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
There's something very disturbing about the setup as a whole, but it proved she's no transvestite.
"as a whole". Haha, I kill me.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 6:22am by Atomicflea
"as a whole". Haha, I kill me.
Edited, Feb 4th 2010 6:22am by Atomicflea
I'm a girlie girl. I'll admit. I've done the full wax, but I lean more to just doing a small airstrip now. I've done Nair and that was the worst mistake I ever did to my cutebox. It burned, it was one of the most horrible experiences ever.
But I have no clue what the esthetic proportions of a cutebox should be so never entertained the thought of surgery.
But I have no clue what the esthetic proportions of a cutebox should be so never entertained the thought of surgery.
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