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#27 Feb 01 2010 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
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Heterosexuals are weird.


Have you met gay furries?

gay furries are slightly better than straight furries because straight furries will end up creating some hybrid horse/cat offspring.


There are no straight furries.
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#28 Feb 01 2010 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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I feel like programming a robot to have appropriate position/thrust for that sort of thing isn't very feasible. It'd basically be like a ***** with a large person-shaped base.
Hm, yeah, I was thinking more of a bottom.

Edited to add quote. I'm slow today.
for $7000 it better be versatile, damnit.
For $7000 it better do the damn dishes.
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#29 Feb 01 2010 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Perfect woman my ***.

Call me when they make one that's 3 feet tall with a flat head where I can rest my beer.
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#30 Feb 01 2010 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Not quite a Chobit yet.

But I'm sure there's someone who is going to put on a pair of Chobit ears and ask for Roxxy in blonde with brown eyes with the name "Chi."



Edited, Feb 1st 2010 3:58pm by catwho
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#31 Feb 01 2010 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Is there a version of the doll besides "Melted *****"?
Joph would like a "Lisa Madigan" option.
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#32 Feb 01 2010 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Was I the only one to assume that Tailmon's modelling contract paid off?
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#33 Feb 01 2010 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Perfect woman my ***.

Call me when they make one that's 3 feet tall with a flat head where I can rest my beer.


You forgot "no teeth". Smiley: schooled
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#34 Feb 01 2010 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Perfect woman my ***.

Call me when they make one that's 3 feet tall with a flat head where I can rest my beer.


You forgot "no teeth". Smiley: schooled


If she doesn't have teeth, how am I supposed to get my beer open?
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#35 Feb 01 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Now that's a classy lady!

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#36 Feb 01 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is that what keeps breaking in and humping my computers? Seriously, the drive fragmentation is starting to get annoying...
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#37 Feb 01 2010 at 8:56 PM Rating: Good
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In other news, a man jumped from a building in Shanghai with his lover:

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According to eyewitnesses: “Upon seeing that man clutching that woman while jumping, I thought it was a tragic double suicide. When they landed I heard a loud bang, which sounded like an exploding tyre”, “I went closer and saw a man of approximately 50-years-old laying on the ground, but couldn’t see the girl who he’d jumped with at all. All I could see was some woman’s hair and a pile of clothes, it scared me to death”, “As for what woman, well, it was a dressed up inflatable doll, the kind of fake woman made specially for men to play with, go figure.”


Sex dolls, they can save your life.
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#38 Feb 01 2010 at 9:28 PM Rating: Good
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Old news!

Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?

They have one (NSFW) and even better, they dont talk back!


Edited, Feb 1st 2010 1:05pm by DSD


Apparently you can get a blue colored transsexual one... with elf ears.

What the @#%^, people ?

Edited, Feb 1st 2010 8:30pm by Tarub
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#39 Feb 01 2010 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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Tarub wrote:
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Old news!

Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?

They have one (NSFW) and even better, they dont talk back!

Apparently you can get a blue colored transsexual one... with elf ears.

What the @#%^, people ?

Haven't you seen Avatar yet?
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#40 Feb 02 2010 at 12:23 AM Rating: Good
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One day, we'll all remember this as the day when we unveiled the first Cylon and everything went to ****.
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#41 Feb 02 2010 at 3:35 AM Rating: Good
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Is that what keeps breaking in and humping my computers? Seriously, the drive fragmentation is starting to get annoying...


That only happens in the female computers when the doll doesn't call the next day.
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#42 Feb 02 2010 at 3:44 AM Rating: Good
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So what happens if I reformat the drive to ReiserFS?
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#43 Feb 02 2010 at 3:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I believe you'd have to pay me $7000 to have sex with the Barbara Streisand model.
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#44 Feb 02 2010 at 6:01 AM Rating: Good
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Real Doll site wrote:
In These Difficult Economic Times, Abyss Creations Is Doing Our Part To Help.

SHIPPING IS NOW FREE ON ALL NEW ACCESSORY ORDERS IN THE USA!




We also want you to know that all of our products are made in the USA. as well as all materials and parts. We are doing our part to keep our country working.
I have never been more proud of my country and its commitment to excellence in craftsmanship of sex dolls.
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#45 Feb 02 2010 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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Is that what is considered a college co-ed in Tennesse?
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#46 Feb 02 2010 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently the inventor has a Doctor Who fetish because that doll looks a lot like Donna Noble.

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Edited, Feb 2nd 2010 9:18am by Shaowstrike
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#47 Feb 02 2010 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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Tarethepreggers wrote:
The wait is over, boys!
I call dirty-pool titling!

In other can't-wait-for-it news; Official word from the burrow claims Phil saw his shadow this morning.
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#48 Feb 02 2010 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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I can't believe nobody posted this yet.

I'd rather make out with my Monroe bot.
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#49 Feb 02 2010 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I can't believe nobody posted this yet.

I'd rather make out with my MonroeLucy Liu bot.
Fixed.

Edited, Feb 2nd 2010 12:08pm by Atomicflea
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#50 Feb 02 2010 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
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I can't believe nobody posted this yet.

I'd rather make out with my MonroeLucy Liu bot.
Fixed.


Why can't it be both? I mean, blank robots come in what, a pack of six?
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#51 Feb 02 2010 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Is there a version of the doll besides "Melted *****"?
Joph would like a "Lisa Madigan" option.


I totally thought you meant Amy Madigan until I finally got around to clicking your link.

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