http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn
Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.
Good lord.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
And so the wealthy become even less likely to procreate.
Time to bump up that estate tax, y'all.
Time to bump up that estate tax, y'all.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
haha! look at that guy!
If you asked me what the inventor of such a thing would look like, he is who I'd describe.
If you asked me what the inventor of such a thing would look like, he is who I'd describe.
Christ, look at the doll.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
And I suppose the corollary of THAT sentiment is that he created a doll with the facial expression he's come to recognize from women he propositions.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Old news!
Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?
Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
Quote:
"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.
Really, guys, you gotta get out of the labs more often.
He'd probably sell a lot more if he eliminated its ability to speak.
I looked at the picture and thought of Catherine Tate 
Even robots like meth.
bsphil wrote:
Old news!
Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?
Couldn't they make the doll a bit less ugly?
They have one (NSFW) and even better, they dont talk back!
Edited, Feb 1st 2010 1:05pm by DSD
Is there a version of the doll besides "Melted *****"?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Is there a version of the doll besides "Melted *****"?
I'm sure now that he's had a chance to work out his own fetish, he'll be able to re-skin the model to suit a potential buyer.
That all sounded fairly Buffalo Bill-esque.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
he'll be able to re-skin the model to suit a potential buyer.
Not the same one, I hope. I'd rather not purchase a used sex doll.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
he'll be able to re-skin the model to suit a potential buyer.
Not the same one, I hope. I'd rather not purchase a used sex doll.
Well, come on. He had sex once; what does he need to keep it around for?
Maybe he can reprogram it to help out in his mad scientist workshop.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jesus, it's like he aimed for the deepest crevice of the uncanny valley with a fucking laser scope*.
*His next product?
*His next product?
I think I know a guy that would want one of those.
Scary.
Scary.
Heterosexuals are weird.
Bardalicious wrote:
Heterosexuals are weird.
Oh, just wait til he comes out (har) with a boy version.
Having said that, in this instance I can certainly agree that THAT heterosexual is, in fact, weird. In a bad way.
Edited, Feb 1st 2010 10:33am by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I've spent too much time on the internet reading about creepos and their sex dolls, and there are men out there who are more than obsessed. The one who are poor and degenerate (the majority) will buy used. The only reason this doll won't make him a a trillionaire is because the guys who have money can usually finagle some way to get a real girl. Though, for some, it is a fetish thing I guess, but damn, weird fetish is weird.
Samira wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Heterosexuals are weird.
Oh, just wait til he comes out (har) with a boy version.
Having said that, in this instance I can certainly agree that THAT heterosexual is, in fact, weird. In a bad way.
Edited, Feb 1st 2010 10:33am by Samira
I feel like programming a robot to have appropriate position/thrust for that sort of thing isn't very feasible. It'd basically be like a ***** with a large person-shaped base.
Bardalicious wrote:
Heterosexuals are weird.
Have you met gay furries?
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Bardalicious wrote:
I feel like programming a robot to have appropriate position/thrust for that sort of thing isn't very feasible. It'd basically be like a ***** with a large person-shaped base.
Hm, yeah, I was thinking more of a bottom.
Edited to add quote. I'm slow today.
Edited, Feb 1st 2010 10:37am by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Heterosexuals are weird.
Have you met gay furries?
gay furries are slightly better than straight furries because straight furries will end up creating some hybrid horse/cat offspring.
Samira wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
I feel like programming a robot to have appropriate position/thrust for that sort of thing isn't very feasible. It'd basically be like a ***** with a large person-shaped base.
Hm, yeah, I was thinking more of a bottom.
Edited to add quote. I'm slow today.
Edited, Feb 1st 2010 10:37am by Samira
for $7000 it better be versatile, damnit.
Maybe instead of talking it'll actually chew the pillow.
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