Also, since I am reminded, the first ever "sounding" I saw, and the second ever "sounding" I saw, that involved copious running blood.
Queasy and slightly turned on now.
I don't want to think about Sounding. I've heard more than enough about it to cringe into a horrified, fetal position, rocking myself back and forth trying to get the horrible imagery of pain blood and thin metal rods sticking out of one's urethra.
Uuuugh.
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Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
Also, since I am reminded, the first ever "sounding" I saw, and the second ever "sounding" I saw, that involved copious running blood.
Queasy and slightly turned on now.
I first saw bestiality when I was around 12 years old on late night HBO on of of their "Look at these TV shows and stuff from around the world!" shows.
There was a kid in my junior high that was caught having sex with his dog. He was not only a social pariah after that but was also a legend. Why do it on your front porch?
I know people might dismiss this as a farfetched rumor or slur against this kid but since I'm from Northern Maine, really, it's not that far-fetched.
I used to see him walking his dog and then I had this problematic mental image. One that could not be unseen.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I remember this day. I was at home. I was trying to get some work done. I was pretty well-rested and feeling good. I get this email from BT or Mindel or some such person and I click on the link and suddenly on my computer screen, in full 256 @#%^ing color, is that gaping maw that is Melody's ******. LARGER THAN LIFE. Yeah, THANKS BARKINGRTURTLE. I screamed and cursed your name. I CURSE THEE!
That was a good PM. I printed it out as a cautionary tale.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Sort of....I don't like to talk about it too much tho', mostly 'cos I live in the middle of a big fuck off forest, and my dog needs to go for a walk and a **** before I go to bed at night, and you know, trees have started to freak me out a bit more than they used to and stuff.... [:scared:]
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"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.