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#27 Jan 29 2010 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, I am technically a state employee.


Burden of the State and State Employee are two very different things.


Depends on the employee, wouldn't you say?

Edit: Apparently I'm just echoing Kao here. Move along.


Apparently neither of you figured out that I was calling Bard a ******, not ripping on public employees.
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#28 Jan 29 2010 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Still waiting for one thing, at which point I'm going to do my taxes in roughly half an hour and mail 'em off as soon as possible.

Looking at somewhere on the order of $3k back, partly because of getting married back in September and partly because my work is apparently incapable of reading a W-4 correctly (they're still withholding for federal taxes as if I was single, but not for state taxes... what the hell, people?).
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#29 Jan 29 2010 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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I efiled last night. Thanks TheifX for all the phat lewt!
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#30 Jan 29 2010 at 11:27 AM Rating: Decent
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I did my taxes tonight and before I mail them off I just wanted to say to all of you. Your welcome, I'm glad I could be there for all you who sit on your asses all day living off of the hard work of others because of <insert whatever bullsh*t story you can think of for why you don't have a job or can't work>
That's interesting, because as a student I didn't make very much, but I'm still only getting back my withholdings for 2009.

Where's your money that's supposed to be my money?
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#31 Jan 29 2010 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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Where's your money that's supposed to be my money?
In Iraq.
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#32 Jan 29 2010 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Here I am being the model of a traditional homemaker, and I'm insulted for staying home and not working.

There's no pleasing some people.
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#33 Jan 29 2010 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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Here I am being the model of a traditional homemaker, and I'm insulted for staying home and not working.

There's no pleasing some people.
ThiefX demands proof in the form of homemade pie and numerous children.

Because he's a ******* like that.
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#34 Jan 29 2010 at 7:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
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Well, I am technically a state employee.


Burden of the State and State Employee are two very different things.


Depends on the employee, wouldn't you say?

Edit: Apparently I'm just echoing Kao here. Move along.


Apparently neither of you figured out that I was calling Bard a ******, not ripping on public employees.


That or you didn't figure out that us state employees enjoy ripping on other state agency employees even more!
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#35 Jan 29 2010 at 8:04 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, ThiefX, you're right. Why not keep your money?

Of course you must then (while still holding down a job) educate your own children, build your own roads, put out your own fires, catch (and judge and punish) your own criminals, secure your own defense, etc.

Yea, good luck with all that.
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#36 Jan 30 2010 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Like ThiefX will ever have kids.
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#37 Jan 30 2010 at 8:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Like ThiefX will ever have kids.


Hey now, I heard he has a sister.
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#38 Jan 30 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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I don't work, took out a loan to go to school, AND got back more in income taxes from last year than I actually paid. I'm doinitrite.
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#39 Jan 31 2010 at 2:10 AM Rating: Decent
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I didn't realize that I was stealing Theifx's money all the way from Canada. Wow, I must be so rich, I mean, look at this rich looking ************. Sitting in his ****** bachelor apartment across from the gas station where he works and plots world domination, smoking budget cigarettes, wearing the best the salvation army has to offer. He looks like a man living off of others.


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Damn, it's nice to be rich and livin' off of American Right-wing fanatics. Thanks for the money, Theifx.


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#40 Jan 31 2010 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Did our taxes this morning. $8000 first time home buyer tax credit plus misc junk because we're in the poor south meant a $9K return. (We owe the state $9.)
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#41 Feb 01 2010 at 1:26 AM Rating: Good
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Not only am I sitting on my *** but I did it while someone else did my taxes for me. Haha!
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#42 Feb 01 2010 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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ThiefX wrote:
I did my taxes tonight and before I mail them off I just wanted to say to all of you. Your welcome, I'm glad I could be there for all you who sit on your asses all day living off of the hard work of others because of <insert whatever bullsh*t story you can think of for why you don't have a job or can't work>
You're Welcome. I'm guessing you're probably getting a better end of the tax deal than I am.

If you don't like contributing your fair share to live, comfortably, here in the US - you can leave.
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#43 Feb 01 2010 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
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Like ThiefX will ever have kids.


Hey now, I heard he has a sister.
With a daughter-niece, ThiefX can claim double-dependency on his taxes:)
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