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#1 Jan 28 2010 at 7:52 PM Rating: Sub-Default
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I did my taxes tonight and before I mail them off I just wanted to say to all of you. Your welcome, I'm glad I could be there for all you who sit on your asses all day living off of the hard work of others because of <insert whatever ******** story you can think of for why you don't have a job or can't work>
#2 Jan 28 2010 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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Ya... pretty sure that most of the regulars here don't fall into the category of mooching off your meager contribution to the government.

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On a side note, I just received the last piece of tax info in the mail today, so I can do my taxes this weekend.

Edited, Jan 28th 2010 8:54pm by TirithRR
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#3 Jan 28 2010 at 7:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who are you talking to?
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#4 Jan 28 2010 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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I did my taxes after Nexa sent me a link that was helpful. Thanks!
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#5 Jan 28 2010 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whoah... back up here a sec.

I could be staying home all day while ThiefX pays for my upkeep?

Fuck, why wasn't I told about this earlier?
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#6 Jan 28 2010 at 8:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm still waiting on a W2..
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#7 Jan 28 2010 at 8:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just got paid to hit the reply button. And to type this. And this. And this. but not this.

You're welcome!
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#8 Jan 28 2010 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I just got paid to hit the reply button. And to type this. And this. And this. but not this.

You're welcome!


Just be sure to claim this on your taxes.
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#9 Jan 28 2010 at 8:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I will if they ever send me my damned W2!
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#10 Jan 28 2010 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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Well, I am technically a state employee.


Thanks, I guess.
#11 Jan 28 2010 at 8:30 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Well, I am technically a state employee.


Burden of the State and State Employee are two very different things.
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#12 Jan 28 2010 at 8:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Whoah... back up here a sec.

I could be staying home all day while ThiefX pays for my upkeep?

Fuck, why wasn't I told about this earlier?


Get back to work, you. He can't support both of us by himself.

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#13 Jan 28 2010 at 8:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Well, I am technically a state employee.


Burden of the State and State Employee are two very different things.


Depends on which department. Have you ever tried talking to a department of Liquer employee after noon? It doesn't work... Now department of transportation people on the other hand are awsome!
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#14 Jan 28 2010 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Get back to work, you. He can't support both of us by himself.

Pffftt... he could if we just raised his taxes!
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#15 Jan 28 2010 at 9:49 PM Rating: Good
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My partner's very large tax contributions are wincing to let go, but in the end gratefully let go to the government and thence to our community at large, in return for living in one of the most peaceful and civilised nations in the world.

Since I am profoundly physically disabled by damage to my autonomic nervous system, I will continue to accept that sitting on my **** and not beating myself up for it is the way to go.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I will if they ever send me my damned W2!


My wife and I are still waiting on our W2's and the bank paperwork. The only thing I have gotten so far is the paperwork from school.
#17 Jan 29 2010 at 5:13 AM Rating: Good
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You ludicrously wealthy little scamp!
#18 Jan 29 2010 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
Your taxes mean nothing to me.

Actually, that's not quite true. They contributed to my government wasting its own taxes on a stupid war.

Cunt.
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#19 Jan 29 2010 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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I gotta be sure to tell Mr. Ambrya that he can quit his job, ThiefX is on it.
#20 Jan 29 2010 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
in return for living in one of the most peaceful and civilised nations in the world.

You live in Holland? Lucky.
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#21 Jan 29 2010 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Thiefx must be making a lot to support all of us quitting our jobs.
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#22 Jan 29 2010 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
Just waiting for one 1099 then I can send them off. Should get nearly $4k back this year which will all be spent on my wife's classes so she can enter the Clinical Lab Sciences program in May.
#23 Jan 29 2010 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Timelordwho wrote:
Thiefx must be making a lot to support all of us quitting our jobs.


It's a generous gesture but I'm not sure he'll be able to sustain it.

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#24 Jan 29 2010 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
Already got my refund through turbotax, it's awesome being poor!
#25 Jan 29 2010 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
Because of my part time job with Slumber Parties, I can deduct sex... How about that.
#26 Jan 29 2010 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Well, I am technically a state employee.


Burden of the State and State Employee are two very different things.


Depends on the employee, wouldn't you say?

Edit: Apparently I'm just echoing Kao here. Move along.

Edited, Jan 29th 2010 10:04am by BrownDuck
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