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#1 Jan 28 2010 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
I've been enjoying making lists lately. It's quite easy and satisfying. Like spring cleaning your mind. Yesterday I made a list of things I used to get excited about as a kid. Today I made a list of things that are too big. Here they are:

Things I used to get excited about when I was a child:

- Sirens
- Stealing sweets from the bakery
- Stories about things which didn't really exist, like ghosts or goblins
- Playing football in the playground during recess
- Panini Football stickers
- High speed trains
- Skateboarding
- Presents wrapped in wrapping paper
- Dinosaurs
- GI Jos
- Roleplaying a football match between my GI Jos
- Becoming a vet
- Holding my breath under water for a long time while taking a bath


Things which are too big:

- That tower in Dubai
- The drink in a large sized fast-foot meal
- SUVs and Hummers.
- The wheels of tractors.
- Some TVs
- Most fake tits
- The relative distance between the nucleus and the electrons
- Amy Whinehouse's hair

What about you? Any lists you've been making lately?
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#2 Jan 28 2010 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
What about you? Any lists you've been making lately?

  • Chocolate milk
  • Milk
  • Diapers
  • sponges
  • Cheerios

  • and

  • Call the flooring store to see if flooring in stock yet
  • Cancel insurance on sold car
  • Book vacation week through time share
  • Call Mom to babysit kids
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    #3 Jan 28 2010 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
    Those are pretty solid lists.
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    #4 Jan 28 2010 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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    Fix dimmer switch in bathroom
    Fix plug in bathroom
    Add shower curtain and shower head to the bathtub
    ...
    The list is endless, so I'm focusing on one room.
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    #5 Jan 28 2010 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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    RedPhoenixxx wrote:
    Those are pretty solid lists.
    I calle dhte flooring store. I'm thinking I should change the list item to knock the flooring guy out.
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    #6 Jan 28 2010 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
    Beings that are Heroes in the stories my four year old girl makes up:

    Faeries
    Unicorns
    Princesses
    Dogs

    Beings that are Mean in her stories:

    Spiders
    Mosquitoes
    Wolves

    Beings that can be either (which are prefixed with either the adjective "nice" or "mean" to tell):

    Bears
    Pirates
    Queens
    Dragons


    #7 Jan 28 2010 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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    Nice list

    • Misty forests
    • Firm breasts
    • A cigarette on a cold day
    • Cask conditioned ale
    • Ealing Comedies pre-1960
    • Holly Hunter's dimples
    • Stephen Fry
    • A Smasharoo put-down (especially to mega-victims like gbaji & Gwyn)
    • NadenuE
    • My first cigarette & beer when I've passed through immigration
    • Chicken jalfrezi
    • The sound of an orchestra tuning up
    • My girlfriend's warm bum under the duvet on a cold morning


    Bad list

    • Unattentive waiters
    • Unnecessary remakes of previously great movies
    • Racist cab drivers
    • Tabloid headlines
    • Jay Leno's chin
    • Powerful american cars with no cornering ability
    • Shouty british tourists abroad
    • Stupid british doorways where the top is at my eye-level
    • Interrupted ***************** [li]The Conservative & Republican Parties
    • White people tryin' to talk Black, innit.
    • Disney's over-use of schmoltzy glissando in 'Fantasia'
    • Online booking sites that pop-up a calendar for "return Flight" starting at January, even though your "outbound flight" is in March

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    #8 Jan 29 2010 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
    Nobby, those are awesome lists.

    Today I made a list of cool things that start with the letter B.

    - Bras
    - Basketball
    - Bad religion
    - Bouncy Castles
    - Breasts
    - Bums
    - Beatles
    - Beer
    - Bongs
    - Buddha
    - Balaclavas
    - Bolognese sauce
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    #9 Jan 29 2010 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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    EPA has a List of Lists.

    Stuff to do before the weekend starts list.

    - do my timesheet
    - eat lunch
    - submit a reimburment form
    - make some businessy type emails to keep the boss happy
    - write ONE, and only one report
    - go to the wine store over lunch hour
    - check a couple more forums
    - respond to Tare's Friday thread




    edit - i listed a link but didn't link the list.




    Edited, Jan 29th 2010 4:01pm by Elinda
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    #10 Jan 29 2010 at 9:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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    Characters that I found inappropriately sexually attractive:

  • Chris Meloni in Oz
  • Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List
  • Bill McKinney, the sadistic hillbilly, in Deliverance
  • Joan Crawford in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
  • Norman Bates in Psycho
  • Alien in Alien
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    #11 Jan 29 2010 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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    I made a list of goals recently. Not sure of all of them off the top of my head.

    -Lose weight
    -Build muscle
    -Choose some classes
    -Sign up for the GRE
    -Go to church
    -Get out and be social on weekend nights
    -Find a new place to live
    -Stop worrying about getting a girlfriend

    All of these had ideas on how to accomplish them next to them, but I can't remember what I wrote so I don't feel like putting it down, haha.
    #12 Jan 29 2010 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
    This is a list of letters I frequently use, in alphabetical order.

  • a
  • b
  • c
  • d
  • e
  • f
  • g
  • h
  • i
  • j
  • k
  • l
  • m
  • n
  • o
  • p
  • q
  • r
  • s
  • t
  • u
  • v
  • w
  • x
  • y
  • z

  • And this is a todo list for today.

  • Finish a postcard ad proof.
  • Go to the main post office downtown and finally sort out all this bulk mail skulduggery.
  • Get new shoe shine supplies. Can't find my old bootblack kit, and that makes me a sad panda.
  • Get paid.
  • Go shopping.
  • Be fabulous.
  • #13 Jan 29 2010 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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    NixNot wrote:
    And this is a todo list for today.

  • Finish a postcard ad proof.
  • Go to the main post office downtown and finally sort out all this bulk mail skulduggery.
  • Get new shoe shine supplies. Can't find my old bootblack kit, and that makes me a sad panda.
  • Get paid.
  • Go shopping.
  • Be fabulous.


  • Bottom of the list I see, don't know if you'll have time to get around to it today.
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    #14 Jan 29 2010 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
    - Things I enjoyed as a kid
    - Things which are too big
    - Things to buy
    - Things to do
    - Things to repair
    - Beings that are Heroes in the stories yossarian's four year old girl makes up
    - Beings that are Mean in her stories
    - Beings that can be either
    - Things nobby likes
    - Things nobby doesn't like
    - Cool thigns that start with the letter B
    - Stuff to do before the weekend starts
    - Characters that Anne found inappropriately sexually attractive
    - a list of goals
    - a list of letters Nixnot frequently uses, in alphabetical order
    - a todo list for today
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    #15 Jan 29 2010 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
    Todo lists should never be in chronological order. That's the path to OCD.
    #16 Jan 29 2010 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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    This weekend's "To Avoid Doing" list

    • Strip down old bed in spare room
    • Clean and furnish spare room as a study
    • Take suits to Dry Cleaners
    • Watch reality TV shows with the S.O.
    • Clean the Oven
    • Wash the car
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    #17 Jan 29 2010 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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    My list was lacking.

    I need to change my work computer's wallpaper today.

    List of favorite wallpaper sites:
    - Totally Severe
    - Smashing Magazine
    - National Geographic
    - Astronomy Picture of the Day
    - Pop Art Machine
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    #18 Jan 29 2010 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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    -Turn on coffee machine.
    -Make this list.
    -Take a dump.
    -Make coffee.
    -Make toast, with Marmite.
    -Make spliff
    -load up car.
    -Sit in car with Toast in one hand and coffeee in t'other.
    -Steer with knees.
    -Smoke spliff.
    -Arrive at beach.
    -Go surfing as soon as sun comes up a bit more.
    -Smiley: smile
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    #19 Jan 29 2010 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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    When I make grocery lists, I order them in the order in which I walk through the grocery store and then by in the order that they are in the grocery store's layout. So it has headings and then breaks down into individual items.

    That's nearly the only type of list I allow myself to make anymore, haha. Well, I also make packing lists for trips. It's like a mini-vacation before the vacation.

    I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be.

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    #20 Jan 29 2010 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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    Quote:

    That's nearly the only type of list I allow myself to make anymore, haha. Well, I also make packing lists for trips. It's like a mini-vacation before the vacation.


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    #21 Jan 29 2010 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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    Nexa wrote:
    When I make grocery lists, I order them in the order in which I walk through the grocery store and then by in the order that they are in the grocery store's layout. So it has headings and then breaks down into individual items.

    That's nearly the only type of list I allow myself to make anymore, haha. Well, I also make packing lists for trips. It's like a mini-vacation before the vacation.

    I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be.


    You have far too much time on your hands.
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    #22 Jan 29 2010 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
    Nexa wrote:
    When I make grocery lists, I order them in the order in which I walk through the grocery store and then by in the order that they are in the grocery store's layout. So it has headings and then breaks down into individual items.

    That's nearly the only type of list I allow myself to make anymore, haha. Well, I also make packing lists for trips. It's like a mini-vacation before the vacation.

    I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be.


    You have far too much time on your hands.


    The scary thing is that I have almost no free time. This can't really be surprising, didn't you see my thread about my filing problems last year?

    Nexa
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    #23 Jan 29 2010 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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    Nexa wrote:
    Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
    Nexa wrote:
    When I make grocery lists, I order them in the order in which I walk through the grocery store and then by in the order that they are in the grocery store's layout. So it has headings and then breaks down into individual items.

    That's nearly the only type of list I allow myself to make anymore, haha. Well, I also make packing lists for trips. It's like a mini-vacation before the vacation.

    I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be.


    You have far too much time on your hands.


    The scary thing is that I have almost no free time. This can't really be surprising, didn't you see my thread about my filing problems last year?


    Were your filing problems presented in list form?
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    #24 Jan 29 2010 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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    Nexa. Have a drink.
    #25 Jan 29 2010 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Atomicflea wrote:
    Nexa. Have a drink.


    I will, on Saturday. I have myself down for a glass or three of red wine after Hannah goes to bed while the Roo and I watch the Office.

    Nexa
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    #26 Feb 04 2010 at 6:03 AM Rating: Good
    Cities starting with "the"

    - The Hague
    - Las Vegas
    - Los Angeles
    - La Rochelle
    - La Mancha
    - La Corogna
    - Al Basra
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