I can't remember the last time I saw a thread like this in the Asylum.
Flea is bringin' it back.
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"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Aripyanfar wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Awesome major unashamed sluttage.
Well, I guess I can see how YOU got to 17k can't I? You just lick your lips, and pull your neckline down, and all the boys and grrls come running to talk to you. You take them by their balls and cunts and rake them with your painted talons while they are mesmerised by the swing of your tawdry earrings. They eagerly pant all over you in reply and voila, 10k of entirely empty mutual adoration down.
You leave them without a backwards glance for years, and then when you step back into our slum they eagerly crowd around you, pushing and shoving for your attention, as if your light had any warmth in it, any meaning at all. All it is is the flash and glitter of fish scales in your two-dollar make-up, the flash and glitter of rhinestones and sequins precariously stitched over your straining clothes and come-fuck-me stilettos.
You preen and strut as they reach out grasping hands, begging you to abuse them again, and here comes your round number. Here it comes...it comes...it comes!
Edited, Jan 28th 2010 8:00am by Aripyanfar
Samira wrote:
Why are we nattering about Pensive in a thread clearly intended to honor and appreciate Flea?
So glad you came back, chica.
So glad you came back, chica.
I will accept your friend request.
***** ewe
Timelordwho wrote:
I think Ari just called you a *****. Are you gonna stand for this?
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
The Asylum is moving faster than the OOT for the first time in 3 years. You have awoken the sleeping giant. Tremble in Fear!!!!
I think Varrus is scared of Flea. He's been posting a lot less lately.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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Lady DSD wrote:
obligatory CJ all around in honor of the femme fatale returned. Flea if you leave again I'll hunt you down 
Win-win.
Edited, Jan 28th 2010 10:17am by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
obligatory CJ all around in honor of the femme fatale returned. Flea if you leave again I'll hunt you down
Win-win.
Edited, Jan 28th 2010 10:17am by Atomicflea
Please. I can not only outrun you but jump you and bring you down like the tigress I am, even encumbered with demon spawn offspring. Thats what Mobys are for
Not if I ninja-kick your coffee cup out of your hands and run past a coffee shop.
Just wait till she trains all her offspring into an army.
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Atomicflea wrote:
Not if I ninja-kick your coffee cup out of your hands and run past a coffee shop.
for you, Flea for an exquisite ding-a-ling!Atomicflea wrote:
Not if I ninja-kick your coffee cup out of your hands and run past a coffee shop.
Sigh, I gave up coffee cups a long time ago. Now I just with a straight injection each morning. Yoinks!
And where's the rate love????
Edited, Jan 28th 2010 11:56am by DSD
Lady DSD wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Not if I ninja-kick your coffee cup out of your hands and run past a coffee shop.
Sigh, I gave up coffee cups a long time ago. Now I just with a straight injection each morning. Yoinks!
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Just wait till she trains all her offspring into an army.
My 7 yr old is a Master of Torture. My 3 year old has already mastered his leet Ninja skills and can silently walk up to his brother and smack him upside the head and disappear before his brother even realizes what happened, with only the echo of laughter trailing behind him. The baby is too happy to be good at warfare, but I have hopes. He does have 2 older brothers he must survive through childhood with.
Edited, Jan 28th 2010 12:06pm by DSD
I clicked your blog and your youngest may just have jedi powers.
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haha! If I told my oldest that he'd get soooo jealous. I'll have to train my youngest in the ways of the dark side. They have cookies, you know
Lady DSD wrote:
And where's the rate love???
I'll congratulate you when you emasculate Joph and his post count. Until then **** off!
Flea stealing Joph's post count would be epic!
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Flea stealing Joph's post count would be epic!
That'll never happen. He made her sign a pre-nup.
I love that you and your hubby's post-counts echo the ratio of your IQs
Soo romantic.
Soo romantic.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lady DSD wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Just wait till she trains all her offspring into an army.
My 7 yr old is a Master of Torture. My 3 year old has already mastered his leet Ninja skills and can silently walk up to his brother and smack him upside the head and disappear before his brother even realizes what happened, with only the echo of laughter trailing behind him. The baby is too happy to be good at warfare, but I have hopes. He does have 2 older brothers he must survive through childhood with.
I taught Thom kendo with a wooden Ren Faire sword!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I rated you down for quitting quitting.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
I rated you down for quitting quitting.
Anyone wanna get nuked? thats like a sideways rating!
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