One of the reasons my day has been Shite is that I stayed up til bird-shout watching it. Tired bloke is tired.
An uplifting performance that was marred by echoes of Muppet Shows from the 70s.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
One of the reasons my day has been Shite is that I stayed up til bird-shout watching it. Tired bloke is tired.
An uplifting performance that was marred by echoes of Muppet Shows from the 70s.
An uplifting performance that was marred by echoes of Muppet Shows from the 70s.
Little of that, yeah.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
(The exact image I had in mind)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You know, I think all political programs would be improved if they started with the Muppet Show theme song / intro.
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If you have an alarm clock that plays mp3's, the Muppet Show theme is a really effective wake-up song in the morning :).
I'm a corporation and **** now, and Hannah is old enough to slay passerby if she's not constantly watched. Next year, though, we'll hire a security team.
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