1. Geico: Get your fucking marketing strategy straight. The gecko, the cavemen, the fuck?
2. Sweatpants with shit scrawled on the ***. Pay me for the advertising space, assholes.
3. Jay Leno. You were never funny.
I'll revisit this later.
Edited, Jan 25th 2010 9:03pm by Atomicflea
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Televangelists.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freaking program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!
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Flea wrote:
2. Sweatpants with **** scrawled on the ***. Pay me for the advertising space, ********.
3. Jay Leno. You were never funny.
3. Jay Leno. You were never funny.
Totally concur with these. I never wear clothes with a brand visible. Suck it, marketers.
People who put me on speaker phone and then proceed to (apparently) drop filing cabinets on top of it.
People who talk with their mouths full. Trust me, NOTHING you have to say is that important.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Inside Edition.
Samira wrote:
People who put me on speaker phone and then proceed to (apparently) drop filing cabinets on top of it.
Lol... I get folks putting me on speaker phone while calling from our testfloor all the time. There are earplug dispensers outside of the doors into that room. Gah!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
People who can't be bothered to drywall properly.
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2 inch tall jade Buddha figurines.
Rush Limbaugh
Meerkats
2 inch tall jade Buddha figurines.
Rush Limbaugh
Meerkats
Mooses! especially Random ones! And people who make bad puns!
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Can never find the droids I'm looking for.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
Samira wrote:
People who talk with their mouths full. Trust me, NOTHING you have to say is that important.
There. I said it.
Also, Ann Coulter. Her existence justifies breast cancer.
Sweetums wrote:
Inside Edition.
People who call me and then talk to their kids/husband/pets while I wait on the phone.
Telemarketers. Burn, ******** burn.
I suppose along the same line as telemarketers I hate those people who work at kiosks in the mall that WILL NOT let you walk past without trying to shove a lotion sample or hair extension in your face. Just f*ck off already.
Telemarketers. Burn, ******** burn.
I suppose along the same line as telemarketers I hate those people who work at kiosks in the mall that WILL NOT let you walk past without trying to shove a lotion sample or hair extension in your face. Just f*ck off already.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
People who call me and then talk to their kids/husband/pets while I wait on the phone.
Telemarketers. Burn, ******** burn.
I suppose along the same line as telemarketers I hate those people who work at kiosks in the mall that WILL NOT let you walk past without trying to shove a lotion sample or hair extension in your face. Just f*ck off already.
Telemarketers. Burn, ******** burn.
I suppose along the same line as telemarketers I hate those people who work at kiosks in the mall that WILL NOT let you walk past without trying to shove a lotion sample or hair extension in your face. Just f*ck off already.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I can never think of any stuff that pisses me off when there's actually a thread about it. But I'll be out somewhere today and it'll hit me.
So, I guess this is what pisses me off.
So, I guess this is what pisses me off.
Once, at work, after being repeatedly sprayed in the face with potato chip shrapnel, I interrupted her, mid-fire with "You have got to be kidding me." Then I proceeded into the break room to wash the saliva and half chewed potatoes off my face.
Eventually, I had to call security to have her escorted out of the building.
So, I'd have to say, what really bothers me the most is when I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it," "Yo homes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Edited, Jan 26th 2010 6:47am by NixNot
Eventually, I had to call security to have her escorted out of the building.
So, I'd have to say, what really bothers me the most is when I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it," "Yo homes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Edited, Jan 26th 2010 6:47am by NixNot
There's a chick at work, nice enough girl and seems to own nice enough sweaters, pants, shoes, etc who wears the same God damn gray t-shirt Every. Single. Day.
Gray t-shirt under sweaters, under jackets, whatever. Changes every other part of her outfit but this fucking $7 Old Navy gray heather color t-shirt is attached to her like it's her second skin or something. I don't know if she just has the one and one of the Hanson boys gave it to her ten years ago or if she has a closet full of them like Albert Einstein.
Gray t-shirt under sweaters, under jackets, whatever. Changes every other part of her outfit but this fucking $7 Old Navy gray heather color t-shirt is attached to her like it's her second skin or something. I don't know if she just has the one and one of the Hanson boys gave it to her ten years ago or if she has a closet full of them like Albert Einstein.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
At work:
*Taking the last of the water from the water cooler and not changing it so I have to do it and have water that hasn't cooled.
*Letting **** splatter all over the god-damn microwave and not cleaning it even though everyone knows that it's not covered by the regular janitorial staff and they're just leaving it for a coworker to eventually mop up in disgust.
*letting **** rot in the refrigerator.
*taking the last cup of coffee and turning off the pot instead of making more before 11am.
*taking the last cup of coffee minus one tablespoon and letting it burn.
*the guy who attends EVERY SINGLE POTLUCK without ever once bringing in anything. I've seen him come in on a day off just to come to the potluck and not bring anything. It bothers me far more than it has a right to, I realize this, but it's just annoying.
At home (in general, not specific to my current roommate/living situation):
*putting dishes with food still in them in the sink (sans garbage disposal).
*putting more in the trash can than it can hold, causing it to either rupture or overflow.
*letting **** rot in the refrigerator (I really can't stomach old moldy food. I've thrown away otherwise good stock pots/nice pans/expensive dishes because I'm not cleaning that **** out).
*people who throw their socks or other clothing balled up into the laundry when they're not doing the laundry themselves. It doesn't get clean people and it doesn't dry well.
*people who ***** and moan about every little thing you ask them to do but expect you to do **** for them all the time without any thanks.
*from when I used to live with smokers: people who put cigarette butts in soda cans when I'm the one returning them...or worse, when I'm drinking the same kind of soda.
*people who don't rinse hair/toothpaste/makeup/etc out of the sink.
In society at large:
*people assuming I'm stupid because I'm a blond female (this seems to be somewhat lessening since I'm getting older...I guess I look less dumb with graying hair and wrinkles).
*people who spit indiscreetly...like on the sidewalk.
*don't bring your infant to the movies. It's near impossible to breastfeed for the entire 2 hours.
*Flaky people
*Religious Conservatives
*People who let their children get morbidly obese
*That they still don't have a reasonable birth control method for men like the pill
More in line with what the OP is meaning:
*Those furry boots
*Those rubber shoe things with the holes in them
*Dr. Phil
*"The wives of _____"
*Tiger Woods
*Toby Maguire. I hate his voice. He's innately whiny.
*Bratz dolls and any other little girls toy that looks more like a sex industry worker than a role model
I hate pretty much everything.
Nexa
*Taking the last of the water from the water cooler and not changing it so I have to do it and have water that hasn't cooled.
*Letting **** splatter all over the god-damn microwave and not cleaning it even though everyone knows that it's not covered by the regular janitorial staff and they're just leaving it for a coworker to eventually mop up in disgust.
*letting **** rot in the refrigerator.
*taking the last cup of coffee and turning off the pot instead of making more before 11am.
*taking the last cup of coffee minus one tablespoon and letting it burn.
*the guy who attends EVERY SINGLE POTLUCK without ever once bringing in anything. I've seen him come in on a day off just to come to the potluck and not bring anything. It bothers me far more than it has a right to, I realize this, but it's just annoying.
At home (in general, not specific to my current roommate/living situation):
*putting dishes with food still in them in the sink (sans garbage disposal).
*putting more in the trash can than it can hold, causing it to either rupture or overflow.
*letting **** rot in the refrigerator (I really can't stomach old moldy food. I've thrown away otherwise good stock pots/nice pans/expensive dishes because I'm not cleaning that **** out).
*people who throw their socks or other clothing balled up into the laundry when they're not doing the laundry themselves. It doesn't get clean people and it doesn't dry well.
*people who ***** and moan about every little thing you ask them to do but expect you to do **** for them all the time without any thanks.
*from when I used to live with smokers: people who put cigarette butts in soda cans when I'm the one returning them...or worse, when I'm drinking the same kind of soda.
*people who don't rinse hair/toothpaste/makeup/etc out of the sink.
In society at large:
*people assuming I'm stupid because I'm a blond female (this seems to be somewhat lessening since I'm getting older...I guess I look less dumb with graying hair and wrinkles).
*people who spit indiscreetly...like on the sidewalk.
*don't bring your infant to the movies. It's near impossible to breastfeed for the entire 2 hours.
*Flaky people
*Religious Conservatives
*People who let their children get morbidly obese
*That they still don't have a reasonable birth control method for men like the pill
More in line with what the OP is meaning:
*Those furry boots
*Those rubber shoe things with the holes in them
*Dr. Phil
*"The wives of _____"
*Tiger Woods
*Toby Maguire. I hate his voice. He's innately whiny.
*Bratz dolls and any other little girls toy that looks more like a sex industry worker than a role model
I hate pretty much everything.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh, Nancy Grace. Sometimes I turn her show on just to **** myself off.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
People without situational awareness
Mimes
Having to live in a world where things are built for people way shorter than me
Jimmy Football
Mimes
Having to live in a world where things are built for people way shorter than me
Jimmy Football
People who engage in already ongoing conversations and then attempt to completely mute others out and change it to monologue.
******** (both gender) who don't vacate their seat when elderly lady or man enters tram/bus. Gets me every single time.
People who let you cross the street while revving up the engine while you walk past them. Or those that do not brake and try their luck at Moose test. You are the moose.
Can't think of anything else right now. All those things pissed me off today, so I might come back tomorrow and add some more.
******** (both gender) who don't vacate their seat when elderly lady or man enters tram/bus. Gets me every single time.
People who let you cross the street while revving up the engine while you walk past them. Or those that do not brake and try their luck at Moose test. You are the moose.
Can't think of anything else right now. All those things pissed me off today, so I might come back tomorrow and add some more.
Nexa wrote:
*Those rubber shoe things with the holes in them
Crocs!
God I ******* hate Crocs. No, they don't look good and no, you shouldn't be wearing them in public.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Sweat pants in public (barring actual participation in sports/fitness events) make me assume you've given up on life. I don't want to hear your excuses.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wow Nexa, I didn't have to type a thing, thanks!
- People who check the weather online. There's a fucking window right there.
- That little bit in TV programmes that spend 30 seconds telling you what's coming up in the program you're currently watching. Whoever thought of that should be shot. By the guy who OK'd it. Who should then turn the gun on himself.
- The name "The Tea Party" movement. How is it related to the Tea Party in any way shape or form? "Liberating Auschwitz", or "Blowing up the Death Star", would've been just as relevant.
- People who think **** is getting ********** was better before.
- People who, at work conferences/launches/sessions spend the first 15 minutes of the Q&A session telling their life story instead of, oh I don't know, asking a fucking question.
- That little bit in TV programmes that spend 30 seconds telling you what's coming up in the program you're currently watching. Whoever thought of that should be shot. By the guy who OK'd it. Who should then turn the gun on himself.
- The name "The Tea Party" movement. How is it related to the Tea Party in any way shape or form? "Liberating Auschwitz", or "Blowing up the Death Star", would've been just as relevant.
- People who think **** is getting ********** was better before.
- People who, at work conferences/launches/sessions spend the first 15 minutes of the Q&A session telling their life story instead of, oh I don't know, asking a fucking question.
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